“The freshman fifteen is a myth-“
“No it’s not-“
“Let me finish! It’s a myth because it not just a college thing. No one is done growing at eighteen, so why should we expect to stay the same weight while our bodies are still changing?”
“Leo-“
“Furthermore, the fact campus doesn’t offer much other than greasy and/or fried foods as a common meal with all the ‘healthy’ options being tasteless or expensive, it’s harder for an incoming student to keep from buying those sorts of things.”
“Okay, but Leo-“
“And don’t get me started on the ridiculous notion of a forced meal plan. It’s not to keep students from starving- no, it’s another way for the university to keep sneaking money from your pockets-“
“Leo!”
“What?!”
“Your rant is great and all, you should really do some sort of business dissertation on it, but you’re deflecting.”
“Ah- no, no I’m not-“
“Seeing as you’ve been avoiding putting on your clothes that are too small, I’d say that’s deflecting.”
“Well… what do you know.”
“Aw don’t pout. Besides, I’m a master of denial and deflections. Can’t get that sort of thing past me-“
“-don’t pinch my cheeks-“
“So you got a little chubby. Big deal. Now-“
“-hey!-“
“Why don’t you try your best to cover that thing up so we can hit the stores. Oboro is meeting us so we can find you some actually presentable clothing-“
“She better find something for you too. T-shirts and jeans can’t be a look forever Takumi, we aren’t in high school anymore.”
“Fuck you.”
