The Fat Fake-Out

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It was revolutionary, amazing, astounding. Never before had anyone in the world seen a weight loss journey quite so drastic.

Syklar Ritz had been a contestant on the show: World's Fattest Losers only a few months prior. He had become a meme from some of his more memorably obese moments on the show. He was extraordinarily fat.

But now, here Skylar stood; 200 pounds lighter in only a matter of 6 months. It was astonishing. People from all over the world marveled as they watched the man shrink from an obese pig, to an incredibly sexy stud in an unprecedented amount of time.

Many worried he had been starving himself, but it had been well documented just how much food he really ate. And not just a little here and there, it was mountains of junk food.

Pizza, pie, ice cream, cake, you name it. Round the clock fattening foods, and he was LOSING weight. No one could discover the secret.

That is, until he agreed to reveal it on Tonight: LIVE with Jerry Hampton, perhaps the biggest show on television.

News sources provided free advertising the live event, as record millions tuned in to watch. Millions of Americans gathered around their televisions to watch Skylar, the viral sensation, reveal his weight loss trick.

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Skylar took his seat in the makeup chair, and got comfortable. As hair and makeup did their magic, his mind wandered. How had he ended up here? He had been a nobody only a year ago, and now here he was on Tonight: LIVE with Jerry Hampton being prepped for the interview of his career.

The monitor backstage displayed the opening monologue, Jerry softening up the crowd with a few zingers, before changing to the pre-prepared video Skylar's team had created.

It played as Skylar walked on set.

Jerry gripped his shoulder and smiled at him, marveling at the young man's weight loss up-close and in-person.

He shook his hand before coming in close and whispering in Skylar's ear.

"This is gonna be quite the interview. Half of America is waiting to see your secret. Let's just hope they can handle it."

At this Skylar's eyes went wide.

He knew.

He broke out into a cold sweat as he took his seat, the camera crew counting down the moments until they went live, as Jerry shot him a wink.

The crowd cheered, the stage lights went hot, and they were live.

"Hey! Welcome back, now wasn't that something?

Now I'm sure you're all asking the same question: Jerry, when are you gonna get on that diet? Nono, I'm sure you're all dying to figure out his secret! And here to tell as all about it himself is the incredible shrinking man himself: Skylar Ritz!"

The crowd cheered as the camera panned to a smiling Skylar, his now sharp jawline curling into a smile as he positioned himself comfortably in the chair.

"So Skylar, you used to weigh over 400 pounds! Insane! I think we have a picture of that, actually."

A photo of Skylar at his biggest weight flashed across the screen, punctuated by a silly fart sound effect.

The audience giggled at this "Gotcha" humor as Jerry continued.

"Now we all know you've lost a lot of weight, and it's just incredible. I mean you were looking like the Pillsbury doughboy and now you're a hot stud! Now I think you know what we all want to know, so I'll just let you tell us: What's your secret?"

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