Yo I didn't start that fire!

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From my Whumptober 2023 collection

'Why is Granger in a bad mood today?' Callen asked.

'He got kicked out of that cooking class I made him start going to last week last night. Teacher says he intentionally started a fire, even though he keeps denying it.' Hetty replied.

'Did he start the fire?'

'I don't know. But I'm definitely not going to let him use my stove for a while!'

The next night, Hetty was awakened to the sound of a blaring smoke alarm.

'What the hell is going on here?!' Hetty shouted when she came into the kitchen.

'Trying to prove I didn't intentionally start that fire!' Granger shouted back.

'By almost burning my kitchen down?!'

'It's not what you think it is. By recreating what I did, I discovered the problem: I was using too much Tabasco Sauce.'

'You're crazy, you know that? You get kicked out of a class, and you risk burning my kitchen down just to find out your issue was too much Tabasco Sauce?!' Hetty exclaimed.

'Yes. And you're as crazy as me, what do you think of that?!' Granger rebuked.

Hetty would've continued to argue for the next half hour, but she was tired and decided to go back to bed instead.

'He is nowhere near as crazy as me!' She muttered.

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