Escape the Night: Season 3 (My Way + Self-Insert OC)

The Split

"Get in the RV!" the lead clown forcefully says to Joey's face, opening the door and pushing him closer. "Oh, my God!" Joey yelled before noticing Teala by the doorway. "Help me, please, help me!" Teala screams at her only possible source of salvation, "I can't, I can't!" Joey retorts as he gets pushed further and further into the van.

"Go to the stairwell!" the clown forcefully yelled again at Joey. "Okay, I'm going, I'm going!" Joey said frightened of what the clown could do. "Joey!" yelled Roi just noticing Joey being led to the front of the vehicle.

Joey was pushed and handcuffed to the front of the van as the lead clown pressed her hands on his face and practically spat out words into his face. "The Carnival Master will be released at sunrise, and this whole damn town is gonna BURN!" the clown said before laughing in his face and licking it. Joey screams at the breach of privacy as the clown leaves.

Joey: Here we go again.

Back at the Ferris wheel, MRR is trying to find a way to help their friends from atop the ride. "Why don't we try to distract the clowns so they can get out of the van?" Ro asks MatPat and Richard. Both look at what's happening by the van.

"All right, you little shits! Get over here!" the lead clown yells to her subordinates. "That's not a bad idea." MatPat says looking back as Richard looks and agrees. "I mean, what do you think? Are you pretty impressed?" Ro wants to know more, "I mean-" Richard starts to elaborate when the lead clown starts talking again and he looks back.

"Oh, man, we're having fun." the lead clown says as her fellow clowns approach, some laughing on the way. "Throw something. To distract them." Ro says her idea on how to distract the clowns. "No!" MatPat says to Ro, interjecting with "Throw your horse."

"Let's go hurt some people!" the lead clown yells at her minions, they all laugh in agreement. "Fine, you won't do it? I will. Bye, Blueberry." Ro says before she throws her plush at the ground below. MatPat and Richard were caught off guard, "What are you doing?" both asked.

"Oh, I got a gift!" one of the clowns, named High Tower, caught Blueberry, and thus was lead on to the presence of MRR. "I'm getting that plushie back to you, Ro." Richard said, making a promise to Ro. "It's a puppy!" High Tower continued before laughing like always.

"Okay." Ro said, completely creeped out. "Go let them down now!" High Tower commanded to another clown as MRR realize that they're f*cked. "Mat-" Ro was saying before being cut off by MatPat. "Oh, shoot, wait, no." Ro then continued after MatPat was done, "Mat, that's us, now." "NoooOOOO!" Richard screamed, trying to find the clown.

"That's us, that's us." Ro said as the ride started moving again, "Oh, no, no!" MatPat yelled as they started their descent to the clowns.

Rosanna: Our cart is slowly coming to the ground, and she is dead center, waiting for us.

Richard: We were f*cked, I was trying stuff to get them away, but I quickly learned screaming about the Holy T at the clown while putting your fingers in a cross formation did nothing.

"I wanna taste you!" High Tower yelled as they got closer to her. "Well, I'm not interested in that so F*CK OFF!" Richard yelled back, still holding his fingers in a cross formation. The clown growls as MatPat heys at her.

MatPat: I've gotten experience from my detective training, I'm not afraid of conflict.

"Feel that sledgehammer!" High Tower yells out to the rapidly approaching group.

MatPat (cont.): Maybe a little bit.

Richard: So, all three of us had the same idea of trying to stall. He and Ro went for, "Oh, it's so difficult to get out!" I went for "Oh, let me make sure everything about me is fine before you kill me, miss."

"Oh, oh, I'm having a really hard time getting out of here. Oh, this is so hard. Oh, we're not stalling at all!" MatPat says in faking difficulty as Richard fakes brushing off dust from his coat. "Okay, okay, okay, not stalling-" Ro chants to herself trying to keep calm of her believed impending doom before Calliope slams a crowbar into the behind of High Tower's kneecap.

High Tower screams in pain and Calliope continues the beatdown as MRR cheers and thanks her. Calliope eventually knocks out High Tower and turns to MRR panting and saying, "She's a huge bitch." Richard spent his time during the beatdown looking for Blueberry before he saw MatPat and Ro running for a tent.

He ran in just as they were thanking Calliope for saving them, Richard was unable to do the same because he was wheezing and panting from running.

Richard: I had asthma as a very young kid, so I never got into sports, or running, because of that. So, running, not my specialty.