JC: Kill a man, take his shoes. Kill a man, take his shoes. Kill a man, take his shoes so I can be more comfortable.
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Manny: I had a dream where I was kissing yo-
Mat: Mm-hmm.
Manny: A guy. And he was tall and had brown hair...
Mat: And totally~ not you.
Manny: And was my friend.
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Richard: Alright, so the clue mentioned a knife-
Monster: But can you spell the word knife!
Richard: ...Yes?
Monster: In this important puzzle?
Richard: I guess?
I need the letter K...
Monster: Make sure you pick the right letters!
Richard: I need the letter K!
Monster: And if different letters touch, they explode!
Richard: THERE IS NO K HERE!
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Richard: It says "You're not American if you haven't had this," so I guess I'm Spanish now. Yo soy f*cking done with this.
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Lucy: Suicide is funny when others cry.
Ro: (smiles and pulls out electronic sign/alarm clock-esc thing that says) Fuck Off!
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Richard: (reads through a paper before pulling it down and looking at MRS) ...I have severe panic anxiety...
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Joey: 9 FRIENDS GON' DIE TONIGHT!
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Monster: Give me your worst, Daredevil!
Roi: you didn't live up to the potential Mr. Rogers saw in you...
Monster: (immediately fades away)
Richard: WE COULD HAVE DONE THAT THIS WHOLE TIME?!
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The Carnival Master: I'm throwing yo' ass in the garbage, I'm throwing all yo' asses in the garbage, I'm taking your records and weed.
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Everyone But Richard: I don't need sleep, I need answers.
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The Cursed God: Hey, Joey! It's me, The Cursed God! I'm here to convince you to do sin!
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Killer Clown: (appears laughing)
Mortimer: Oh, thank God. Just a clown. (pulls out gun and shoots)
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Roi: Well, that's enough life for me in one day, let me check the time, yeah, it's about that time. (jumps into the Maiden)
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Teala: If you watch the film, you can see me going AH- (dies)
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Monster: What's up guys! Today we're gonna be doing an epic prank. Today, we're gonna- (laughs)
Monster 2: (joins in laughing)
Monster: I can't even say it.
Monster 2: Dude, you made me laugh.
Monster: Okay. Wait, wait, wait, okay. I got it, I got it. today, we're gonna be hunting people with a bow and arrow.
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Richard on the Ferris wheel: Haha, I'm in danger.
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Nikita: So what? I live hundreds of miles from the ocean.
Mat: You live exactly 6.6 miles from the ocean.
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Mat: You're gonna try and agitate it?
Safiya: Yup. FUCK YOU, GOATMAN!
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Escape the Night: Season 3 (My Way + Self-Insert OC)
FanfictionMatPat and Nikita walk out of Everlock to return to their normal lives. Joey reaches to The Carnival Master and removes the crystal in his chest and finds his new mission... But what if it was different? This is my first story, please provide constr...
