THE HILARIOUS HUSBAND (LEE BROTHERS #2)

Chapter 34

CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR

LONGLONG

★HOPE RYKER LEE★

I shot a quick glance down at my pants the second I felt my c*ck twitch. Oh, come on. Talaga ba, Longlong? Haplos lang 'yon, oy! Sino nagsabi sa 'yong tumayo ka?! Dapa!

Haplos lang ang ginawa ni Elisse sa 'kin, and I'm already malfunctioning. F*ck. Paano ko ngayon gagawan ng paraan 'to? Of all times, in front of my entire family, my body decides to turn into a hormonal teenager. At para bang dinig ko ang dignidad ko na pinagtatawanan ako habang sinasabing, "Magpigil ka muna, gago!"

I tried to keep my face neutral, but I could already feel the heat creeping up my neck. Nang balingan ko si Elisse, naabutan ko siyang nakatingin din sa tapat ng alaga kong nakaumbok, at nang mag-angat siya sa 'kin ng tingin, imbes na tigilan ang ginagawa niyang paghaplos sa braso ko, itinuloy pa lalo habang bahagyang nakangisi sa 'kin. She was teasing me, and I was falling right into it.

I let out a quiet breath, praying no one else at the table noticed. My family was right here, laughing and chatting away, completely unaware that I was battling my own... situation just because my wife decided to be playful.

Para walang makahalata sa sitwasyon ko, ipinagpatuloy ko ang pagnguya sa pagkain ko, pero ang utak ko, sa malayo naglalakbay imbes sanang mag-focus sa platong nasa harap ko. I snuck a glance at Elisse, and there it was—that mischievous grin she always got when she knew she had the upper hand. She had no idea what she was doing to me, or maybe she did, and that made it worse.

Naramdaman kong bumaba ang isa niyang kamay sa ibabaw ng hita ko kaya bahagya akong napagalaw sa upuan ko, desperately trying to get comfortable, but her eyes followed my every move, clearly entertained. 'Yong hita ko na ang marahan niyang hinahaplos ngayon at marahan pang pinipisil ng bruha.

Damn it, Elisse.

Napalunok ako nang mariin, still pretending like everything was fine, though I knew she saw right through me. At no'ng hindi na 'ko makatiis, bahagya na akong dumukwang sa kaniya, whispering through gritted teeth, "Do you want to kill me here?"

She just bit her lip, suppressing a laugh, and the worst part? It only made me want her more. 'Tsaka niya lamang inaalis ang kamay niya sa hita ko nang tumunog ang cell phone niya sa loob ng bag niya. She fished it out, and I couldn't help but sneak a glance to see who was calling.

Si Ella.

Nag-excuse siya sa pamilya ko para sagutin ang tawag ng kapatid niya. I watched her stand up, my brow furrowing as I expected her to step outside the restaurant for some privacy. But instead, she headed in the opposite direction—toward the restroom.

Napangisi bigla ang demonyo sa isip ko at dali-dali kong binuklat ang bag ni Elisse dahil alam kong hindi siya nawawalan ng tissue sa bag. Pasimple akong kumuha ng tissue, mabilis ko 'yon binulsa at nagpaalam din ako sa pamilya ko na pupunta lang sa banyo para magbawas ng sama ng loob.

Pero imbes na men's restroom ang puntahan ko, sa women's restroom ako nagpunta para hanapin si Elisse. At dahil may hiya pa rin naman ako, hindi agad ako pumasok. Sumilip muna ako sa pinto, at no'ng pagsilip ko, 'yon ang tiyempo na palabas na si Elisse kaya dali-dali ko siyang hinila pabalik sa loob. Without a word, I grabbed the yellow wet floor sign and placed it at the entrance before locking the door behind us.

Pagharap ko kay Elisse, gulat na gulat siya. Namimilog ang mga mata niya habang nakatingin sa 'kin. "What are you—"

I didn't let her finish. Time is gold, so I pulled her close without hesitation and kissed her. One arm wrapped tightly around her waist, the other cradling the back of her head to make sure she couldn't pull away from my kiss.