Bey POV
Episode 26: House Guests
April 24th
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The house was quiet, which was a miracle. Gigi and Sir were with Onika, Blue was out with Jay having some one-on-one time, and the older kids were sleep THANK GOD! So, I was enjoying this quiet morning to the max, I made some green tea, had a donut, read a book, and reported all of Klay Thompson Instagram posts. This morning was perfect!
Then I heard footsteps. I groaned wrapping my second donut up, I didn't want any of my greedy ass kids stealing it. But it was amyra.
B: Oh it's you!
She smiled awkwardly. That probably wasn't the best word choice now that I'm thinking about it.
B: How are you sweetie? Come here
A: I'm okay how-how are you?
I pulled her in for a hug, she stiffened a bit because she wasn't used to affection but it's okay we gon change that.
B: I'm good, just tryna enjoy the quiet before one of those ugly ass twins wake up
She laughed, maybe a little too hard.
A: Aren't those your kids??
B: Exactly, I can say that.
She chuckled again making me smile.
B: you know what would be really fun?
A: What?
B: We could go get our nails and toes done together, just us?
She paused thinking for a bit then shrugged.
A: Okay
I smiled; she got her bottle of water and headed back upstairs then the doorbell rang. I groaned, going to get it.
B: I- Kelly??
K: heyy bey, you know how you said we gotta start hanging out more again?
B: Yeah?
K: Well, I thought, why not this weekend!?
B: oh okay, little unexpected but sure!
I turned back seeing the door was still open, I was going to close it but then Tristian my baby and his ugly ass brother came inside. I gasped when I saw him and he ran into my arms.
B: Tristian!?
Tr: BEYBEY!
B: hiii my baby
I picked him up, covering his face with kisses. Couldn't anybody tell me I didn't push this boy out myself. Kelly might've had him, but I was the daddy!! Fuck Tim.
B: I missed you so much honey
Tr: I missed you too! I lost my tooth, see
He poked to it, I gasped.
B: Aww no more baby tooth? Nooo you're getting too big, I don't want you to get big, then youll be like your stupid brother
T: That's why I ate your donut!
He was standing there with the rest of my donut.
B: Nig-
K: bey!
I put Tristian down and went into the kitchen to push titan out my way.
B: Move!
T: Can I talk to you?
B: No
T: Bro!? come on be a God mom or an aunt whatever the he- heck you are
B: mm you a grown man and can't curse in front of your mommy? Punk!
T: Yo? Can you PLEASE! Lock in!!
B: Alright come on
I grabbed my keys.
K: I- what do you have to tell her that you can't tell me??
B: What do you have to tell me that you can't tell our BEST FRIEND Michelle!
K: Fine!
Kelly left it alone.
B: That's how you gag someone boo
Titan chuckled and we went to the car. I decided to be a good mother and actually feed my kids today, so we were gonna ride to Waffle house and get everyone food while he tells me whatever it is.
B: Okay what did you do
T: You don't wanna talk about school first??
B: boy come on!
T: Okay tell you the second thing first because it's easier and you'll be on my side
B: okay...
T: My mom and dad are acting weird like they keep arguing kinda? Dad will ask mom questions, and she'll avoid them then he gets upset with mom, but she tries to change the topic
I hummed. I knew kelly's lying ass didn't come over to bond! That bitch just avoiding her husband. Cheating ass.
T: Are they...okay?
B: Yeah they're just going through that awkward phase of marriage like me and jay did
And like me and onika right now...damn what the hell?
T: When he cheated on you?
B: SHUT—
He laughed.
B: Anyways
T: But seriously are they gonna break up?
B: No but if they did, I do think you should know this...
He looked at me.
B: You know how you and your brother don't really look like your dad
T: Yeah??
B: It's cus he's not your dad...I'm your dad
T: BRO, can you get a life!??
I laughed hard as hell, I know he sick of me.
B: if you really think about it I lowkey am
T: no you're not!?
B: Who be picking you up from school? Who feeds you? Give you MONEY? Changed your diapers? Caught your first word? There for your birth while your father was still 'on the way?' nigga come on I'm your dad for real
He shook his head in disbelief.
B: And don't EVEN get me started on how you got here! Me and your mom used to date who's to say you AREN'T mines
T: WHAT? YALL USED TO DATE??
B: The things we did on that tour bus
I nugged his arm.
T: EW WHAT? Mom isn't gay!?
B: tuh!
And he doesn't even know about the Robyn situation.
B: me and ya mama dated in middle school for like two weeks then we dated again senior year
T: Oh my god! Why didn't she ever tell us?
B: your daddy aint like gay-kelly, but that's how you were conceived. In the back of a tour bus, two best friends in love!
I smiled.
T: This is SICK!
B: yeah, whatever
We pulled up to waffle house and got out the car. I knew what kelly, titan, and my sweet baby would want, so I included their order with mines. After I told them the big ass order I turned to Titan.
B: now tell me what you really wanted to tell me
T: Okay well dad, don't get upset okay?
B: okay
I just said that so he would hurry the hell up. I was definitely gonna get mad.
T: So, I have this girl I was talking to and...she's pregnant
My eyebrows rose. I pulled him aside so these nice people wouldn't see me cussing him out.
B: Titan what the fuck??
T: I know I know
B: You're seventeen, you haven't even graduated yet! And what about college? Or just a damn life after high school?
T: That's why I want to get rid of it
B: Want? Yall haven't scheduled an appointment yet?
T: Well...I didn't tell her I want to get rid of it yet because I don't wanna hurt her feeling
B: Titan this is your future on the line. You need to tell her today!
T: I will
B: Call her
T: Right now?
B: Titan I'm already irritated don't ask stupid questions
I pinched the rim of my nose, he started dialing.
"Hello?"
T: Um my aunt wants to talk to you...sorry
B: Hi honey what's your name?
I made sure to speak softly because I know she's already scared.
"Zoey"
B: Okay Zoey are you pregnant?
Z: uh...I think so
B: when's the last time you came on?
Z: um last month
Her voice cracked.
B: calm down sweetheart, can you tell me does your mother know?
Z: no
B: okay tomorrow I'm gonna pick you up and the three of us is gonna figure it out, kay?
Z: okay thank you
B: Okay bye honey
Titan hung up.
B: tomorrow morning we're going to the doctor and see if she's actually pregnant first then go from there
T: okay...are you going to tell my mom?
B: no that'll just take all the funny of it I wanna torture you myself
He chuckled, I was for real.
T: thank you auntie Bey
I rolled my eyes, these damn kids.
B: oh, shut up
He laughed; we walked back to the car with the bags of food.
T: oh can I show you this one tiktok it's so funny
B: yeah lemme see
He showed me it and we both laughed then I took his phone.
B: okay now give me this
T: what??
B: oh, I was for real when I said you were in trouble boy!
He groaned, I laughed loud.
B: HAA! That was the real joke!
T: Not funny
I kept laughing.
B: what a knee slapper
He rolled his eyes. When we pulled up to the house, the older kids were up and in my damn kitchen.
Ka: oh you got food
B: not for you! Here amyra
A: thank you
K; MOM YOU DIDNT GET US ANYTHING?
B: I got Tristian something
Tr: yayy!
K: and what about me?
B: yeah get your food and bring it to the patio, I wanna talk to your lying ass!!
Kh: mom what about us?? YOUR REAL KIDS
B: oh hush there's food in the bag
They dug in the bag for theirs. I picked Tristian up and sat him at the counter with his food.
Tr: thank you beybey
B: of course baby, NOTICE HOW HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO SAID THANK YOU!!
They all started with their fake thanks, ungrateful ass. Me and kelly went out back and I shut the glass door so the kids wouldnt hear us.
B: so kelly what's your plan? You leaving your husband or what?
K: I don't know bey...
B: are you happy with tim?
K: no but it feels wrong like on paper he's a good husband but he's never here. He's always busy with work he's barely even there for the kids, lords know if he'll be there when titan graduates
I nodded.
K: but I cheated bey if anyone wants a divorce it should be him
B: kelly you did cheat it happened yes but the why does matter too
K: I don't want the kids to resent me
B: I think they'll resent you more if you stay somewhere you're not happy in
K: yeah...
B: are you happy with robyn?
She smiled.
K: yeah but she has her family, she's married with a daughter
B: girl robyn aint no damn married
K: well she still has a family
B: its worth a try
I shrugged.
K: okay...should I go call her right now??
She was excited as hell, I chuckled.
B: go call her
K: okay! oh wait—thanks bey I couldnt talk to anyone else about this. I dont know how ill ever repay you
B: You can repay me later tonight Im probably gonna be crying about my love life and will need comforting hands or leg?
I smirked.
K: get a rose!!!
B: why when I have friends??
We both chuckled and she went to call Robyn. It's hard raising her and her big headed son. Tristan is my only bit of peace.
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Keeping up with The Carters
FanfictionBlack Sitcom of the life of famous celebrity Beyonce trying to coparent with her ex husband Jay Z and her current wife Onika.
