Keeping up with The Carters

Weird! S3E12

Episode 12: Weird!
Bey pov
October 8th
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I hate what school is doing to my babies. I didn't think it was possible but it's making them more annoying and dumb. It's concerning.

All of their humor is stupid and has zero context? Yet it's the funniest thing to them on earth? So you can imagine what my week was like.

Monday

B: okay do I have all of you no- KHALIL COME ON!

Kh: HOLD ON IM ALMOST DONE

Ka: done doing what?

She chuckled. I rolled my eyes knowing that somehow she could find a way to make something innocent dirty.

B: quit it. BOY COME ON!

Khalil comes downstairs and stands by the counter along with the rest of the kids.

B: so we have a dinner party at 8 but the drive is an hour plus traffic so I say we leave around 6-7

I see them start to smirk and roll my eyes.

B: you have exactly one minute to get it out

S: SIX SEVEN?

They bust out laughing. GENUINELY LAUGHING AT FUCKING NUMBERS!!!!

B: okay thats enough

Bl: wait wait no!

They continue to laugh.

B: okay...guys its really not that funny

G: yes it issss

B: NO IT IS NOT?

Kh: well maybe if you were 6 or 7 years younger you'd get it

They laughed harder. I stared.

That went on for another ten minutes.

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Tuesday

I was walking through the halls and saw Blue dangling from the stair rail. I scrunched my face up.

B: GET THE HELL DOWN???

Bl: no mom im making a tiktok!

B: WHAT TIKTOK COULD THAT POSSIBLY BE????

Bl: THAT MAUWI WOWIE!!

I shot a look at the camera. What the hell does weed have to do with her DANGLING from the stairs?

B: weed??

Bl: what? no KidCudi!

B: who?

Bl: ugh youre so weird mom

Me? Not the girl dangling- okay.

B: get ya ass down I'm not going to no hospital tonight. If you break your arm you just gon have to pop it back into place.

I walked away.

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Wednesday

I got out of bed wrapped up in my blanket and made coffee. Sir came downstairs in his pjs and mugged me.

S: you look chopped

B: excuse me?

S: it means you look ugly

B: I-

And with that he grabbed a juice and walked away. His little ass shouldn't even be drinking juice this early!!!