Episode 10:Back and Better Than Ever
Bey pov
September 1st
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Well the summer came and left like she had somewhere to be, which I am thankful for!!
I'm ready to kick these kids out and throw their bag with their ass! I AM DONE!! The kids went beyond than stressing me out this summer, I almost swung on Sir lil ass the other day. So I'm glad the school is taking these kids back!
Although the kids first day back meant it was time for me to become a hair stylist, chef, teacher and some more shit!!
B: Sir YOU HAD ALL SUMMER TO DO THIS?
S: I forgot!
B: NIGGA??
G: mama I accidentally...cut my hair
B: WHAT?
G: I wanted bangs!
B: GISELLE
G: Sorry!
I groaned looking at her hair.
Ka: MOM I DONT KNOW WHAT TO WEAR
B: oh my g-
Bl: mom can I put tin foil in the microwave?
Ka: MOM
Bl: mom!
B: I- hold on blue, YOU come with me Dora!
I grabbed gigi pulling her upstairs. I knocked on Khalil door before going to Kalani's room.
B: KHALIL GET UP
Kh: mommm! Do I h-
B: YES!
He groaned.
I went in Kalani room and she had six outfits picked out.
B: Kalani what the hell
Ka: okay so look I have to wear uniform this year I'm wearing this tan skirt no matter what but I have this purple sweatshirt-
B: kalani it is AUGUST
Ka: okay but wait it might be cold in the building
I rolled my eyes as she continued.
Ka: if I wear this I can wear my new beige white new balances OR I can wear this blue jacket but then I would have to wear my not so new blue shoes
B: no
Ka: or I can wear the regular white shirt with the skirt but I don't have a purse for it but I can still wear my white shoes then I also have this green sweatshirt I can wear with my new green shoes but then I'd have to wear pants cus it's cropped and won't look right
B: no
Ka: okay then I can wear my black shirt but I'd have to wear my black shoes
B: are those even clean?
Ka: yea..
She grabbed the shoe subtly flipping it on the cleaner side.
B: how the hell you got paint on them?
Ka: they came like this!
B: no they di-
The smoke detector followed by a loud pop cut me off.
Bl: uh mom
B: wear the purple coat and come on
Ka: it's a sweatshirt!
I blew my breath before walking downstairs. The kitchen was smoky, the microwave was wide open, and the kids were on the floor.
B: WHAT THE HELL?
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Keeping up with The Carters
HumorBlack Sitcom of the life of famous celebrity Beyonce trying to coparent with her ex husband Jay Z and her current wife Onika.
