Keeping up with The Carters

Double Whammy S3E28

Beyonce Pov
Episode 28: Double Whammy
May 22nd
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This weekend had me running around like a chicken with its head cut off.

B: Here Blue wrap this one hun and did you call your father

Bl: When did you tell me to call him?

B: I didn't tell you?

She shook her head no.

B: oh maybe I said it in my head—SIR I SWEAR TO GOD YOU GOT ONE MORE

Bl: mom you're going insane

B: I know

Bl: next you're gonna be growing grey hairs and getting wrinkles

I stopped in my tracks to glare at her she laughed. It was the twins graduation and birthday in the same weekend and I'm at my breaking point. Between planning everything, my failing love life, and the younger twins acting like they lost all common sense I been beyond stressed!!

G: mom can we eat the cake

B: no we'll eat it on your brother and sister's birthday like we usually do—

I saw Sir's little finger reaching for it I moved his hand.

B: what don't you understand??

S: oh

B: call your other mom yall about to go with her I CANT RIGHT NOW

Giselle grabbed my phone and started ringing her.

G: she ain't answering

It was only the second ring...

O: hello?

G: mommy!

O: hii baby

Sir got in the camera too.

S: mommy mama said we about to go with you cus we stressing her out

Onika chuckled.

O: well I'm supposed to be coming out there tomorrow but it's still raining really hard

B: please God

G: okay talk to you later

O: bye honey

G: bye

S: mom can we eat the brownies?

B: Sir we are not eating none of the birthday food until THE BIRTHDAY

S: WELL CAN WE AT LEAST EAT DINNER?

B: oh shit blue did you call your dad

Bl: oh yeah he didn't answer but his location says he's here

B: here finish this gift

I slid her the bag then went to Jay's room and started banging on the door until he came out.

B: hey do you mind putting your dick away for a second to help with the kids OUR kids?

J: yeah just a sec—

B: no

I grabbed him by his shirt, he tried to quickly fix his pants. Since Sydney is in town and sooo horny from her pregnancy hormones they been getting it on all day. Meanwhile I've been slaving!