Keeping up with The Carters

Why Didn't You Call? S3E29

Beyonce Pov
Episode 29: Why Didn't You Call?
May 23nd
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I swiped left.

Le: Bey

B: hello

M: hey boo

B: hey

La: hey babe how you holding up?

I sighed.

M: If kelly ass don't fucking join

They rung her again and she answered in the shower.

K: oh my gosh can I get out shower first??

M: Girl PLEASE! We seen every part of you before!

Le: right don't act conserved now ho

Kelly huffed.

La: okay shut up we're talking about Beyonce here

Le: right, bey you okay?

M: well kelly too...

La: yeah

B: Honestly...I'm so fucking irritate because why would he bring that up

K: out of all things to bring up

M: right and on the babies birthday

B: that was beyond messy and I had JUST told him and my mom what happened out of fucking confidence and he does some shit like this

Le: that was so fucked up

La: how do the twins feel?

B: they're not talking to me they're at a hotel with Jayden and apparently theyre also not talking to yall because they think we in cahoots

Le: I—WHAT?

M: mind you we weren't even there when it happened

La: damn

B: I feel like he was tryna be fucking funny

K: literally

M: right because what provoked that topic??

B: but hey I'll just be the liar and slut I don't care I know what happened and my husband knows what happened

K: and why is he mad at jay??

M: this is the ONE time jay actually didn't do shit

B: exactly he's misconstruing the whole storyyy!

I face palmed.

K: AND HE'S MAKING IT SEEM LIKE IM FUCKING JAY TOO!???

Michelle busted out laughing.

Le: that's so funny

K: NO it's not cus now Tim thinks I'm fucking JAY of all people

B: girl I'm barely fucking him

K: literally me and jay are close because when we were in destiny's child we would always see him at events then bey started dating him and I had to go with them on dates because mama wasnt letting her go anywhere by herself

B: and what's also pissing me off is mama KNOWS THIS but she's not fucking saying anything like you're picking this man over your kids????

La: the whole situation is just...

K: he switching the whole story

B: and that's why nobody wanted to say anything in the first place

Kelly started typing hard on her phone.