Episode 11: New Things
Bey pov
September 14th
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Well the kids been in school for two weeks now and I've been at the school so damn much there's no need for me to go to the Meet your Teachers night. So far Sir started two fires, Giselle has beef with her math teacher and I'm starting to as well, Blue is failing gym, kalani is having a life crisis over a girl, and khalil is just a pain in everybody's ass! Here's the thing THEY HAD NO BUSINESS PUTTING SIR IN FUCKING SCIENCE CLASS TO BEGIN WITH!! Giselle math teacher is a bitch, blue was never gonna participate in anything that had her sweating her hair out or breaking a nail, and kalani has attachment issues I don't know why but yea.
What's pissing me off is THESE BITCHES HAVE TWO OTHER PARENTS?? But noo Onika ass is fake reconnecting with herself post pregnancy, mind you those fuckers are 8 now and jay ugly ass only has time for his 'girlfriend' now. I still hate that bitch. So I've kinda been doing shit by myself, either that or I just give up.
But anyways, it's Saturday and I'm SUPPOSED to be relaxing but I'm at the store getting last minute shit like groceries and materials for school. On the first week I just send them to school with the basics like a pencil and water to see if they REALLY need the shit on that materials list or if the teachers just frontin then on week two I actually go get it and I guess they wasn't playing for real.
Bl: I need a binder
B: you're not even gonna carry a binder??
Bl: yea too heavy let's just get a folder instead
B: okay
I threw a pink folder in the cart.
B: what else?
Bl: pens
B: blue I got you pencils??
Bl: pencils aren't allowed anymore! We need pens!
B: oh my God
Bl: and I need a notebook
B: you have two??
Bl: noo I need a composition notebook!
B: why??
Bl: I don't know!
I blew my breath as she threw one in the chart.
Bl: oh I also need a folder for every c-
B: hell no they doing too much
Blue shrugged.
B: kalani you need anything?
Ka: hold on
She was typing hard and fast so I knew what that means.
B: what happened now
Ka: am i wrong for arguing with her because I told her I liked her a week ago and she didn't say anything back but now she's friends with this other girl-
B: yes
Ka: what?!?
B: if you said you like her and she didn't say anything back her she doesn't like you back
Ka: but-
B: kalani silence is just a loud no now please do you need anything?
Ka: pens
I waved her off.
B: share with your sister
She smacked her teeth.
We started walking to the food area but Giselle was still chasing Sir with her water squeezed tight. He ran into me.
B: BOY! IF YALL DONT STOP RUNNING IN THIS STO
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Keeping up with The Carters
HumorBlack Sitcom of the life of famous celebrity Beyonce trying to coparent with her ex husband Jay Z and her current wife Onika.
