Keeping up with The Carters

April's Fool S3E22

Episode 22: April's Fool?
Bey POV
April 1st
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We were settled in new york. Me and jay had a new house, separate rooms. I was in the middle of making an album, it was mostly about how me and onika's relationship took an unexpected turn. Everything was perfect one day and then...something switched. We haven't spoken really, just texting each other when we landed and when to come get the twins. It was weird.

Besides that the kids were getting used to their new lives in new york, blue was enjoying the city life, the younger twins made friends, and my oldest babies were already trying on caps and gowns. Then with jay things were a little weird which i expected. His mom is still in the hospital for christ sake but he's just been a little weird with me. 

Like yesterday...

B: thats crazy

J: yea

B: like I know that you know

He froze.

J: w-what do you know??

B: ...that onika is cheating on me?

J: OH yea probably

B: i dont get it jay im a good woman why does everyone cheat on me?

J: maybe theyre just afraid to tell you because of your reaction...

B: to tell me what?

J: nothing!

I blinked.

B: ima just talk to kelly about this, you're not a good pep talker

J: yeah

But nonetheless, today was April fools day. The WORST day to be in this household.

I walked downstairs still seeing the dishes in the sink I told blue to wash last night. I stopped in my tracks.

B: I- BLUE!

Bl: YEAH?

B: Come here!

She came downstairs.

B: whats wrong with this picture??

Bl: ou! i love this game!! lets see...is something out of place?

B: yo ass about to be out of place! didnt I tell you wash this dishes??

Bl: eh april foolssss!

B: WASH THE DAMN DISHES!

She jumped immediately going over to the sink.

Bl: someone's not in the holiday spirit!

She muttered under her breath. I shook my head. Then the younger twins came downstairs in their pjs, mind you its nine-o-clock on a WEDNESDAY!

B: Hello??? Why aren't y'all dressed?

S: no school today

B: Yes it is??

G: APRIL FOOLSSS

B: GET DRESSED!??

G: ugh! fine!

S: you ruin EVERYTHING!

They marched upstairs.

J: hey bey

B: ugh please tell me you're not gonna prank me