Episode 9: Let's Have The Talk
Bey pov
July 24th
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I was just walking past the twins' room, minding my business, when I heard it.
Ka: have you done it?
Kh: no have you?
Ka: no
Kh: I was thinking about it the other day when me and amyra were...making out
Ka: ou how did that go?
Kh: well we didn't do much just kiss a bit then I had to calm down before mom called us back down
Ka: do you think you're ready to do an?
Kh: well I-
I didn't even need to hear the rest because my soul left my body. I whipped around so fast I nearly sprained my neck.
B: WHAT?!
They both jumped like they'd been caught smuggling drugs.
Ka: mom!
B: oh my good you two? ONIKA COME HERE
Kh: oh God
O: what?
B:they're having sex!!
O: what??
Ka: no we're n-
B: WITH WHO?
I gasped.
B: WITH THOSE GIRLS? IS THAT WHY YOU BROUGHT THEM HERE?? ARE THEY PREGNANT?
Ka: um???
B: oh- IS AMYRA PREGNANT?
Kh: no we haven't done anything yet??
B: YET? YOURE THINKING ABOUT IT????
Ka: I mean..
B: oh my babies!
I dramatically fell back on onika, she pushed me aside being used to my antics.
O: oh move bey
B: my heart!!!
O: well we could talk about it if you guys are comfortable?
She took a seat on Khalil's bed.
Ka: uh no thank you
They both tried to get up but I stopped them.
B: sit ya ass down
They groaned sitting back down.
O: well um your bodies are changing and you're gonna start to have a lot of...urges and you're gonna want to...satisfy those urges..
Jay: IM HERE IM HERE WHO PREGNANT KALANI ITS NOT YOU OH PLEASE LAWDD DONT LET IT BE YOUU!
Jay ran in the room out of breath.
O: oh my goodness
Ka: dad!???
B: you came quick...eh it wouldn't be the first time
J: fuck you
O: anyways? I'm talking to them about urges
J: oh God are you guys..you know?
They looked around not saying anything. Me and onika quickly stood up. Onika cleared her throat.
O: okay! there's nothing wrong or embarrassing about these urges
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Keeping up with The Carters
HumorBlack Sitcom of the life of famous celebrity Beyonce trying to coparent with her ex husband Jay Z and her current wife Onika.
