Keeping up with The Carters

Keeping Up with the Carters S3E16

Episode 16: Keeping Up with the Carters
Gigi pov
January 14th
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Me and Sir had a class project, we were given cameras to make a story about whatever we want. So of course our first thought was to make a reality TV show!!!

G: Are you recording?

S: Yea

G: Okay welcome broke classmates this is Keeping Up with the Carters! And Kris Jenner count your days!

I crossed her throat at Kris Jenner before signaling Sir to follow me.

G: That lady right there is "Momster"!

Sir recorded mom Beyoncé yelling in the kitchen.

S: If you look at her wrong, SHE'LL EAT YOU!

G: Exactly she's a witch! That's why she wakes up early to do her makeup so you don't see her claws and scales!

Sir zoomed into mommy.

G: And that's our other mom. She cooks for us, buys us things

S: But don't let her fool you she's got an evil stepsister who looks just like her but speaks Jamaican!!

G: There's Khalil, our partner in crime!

S: He sneaks us snacks and never tells on us

G: And that's Kalani, the crying lesbian.

S: She turns into a werewolf at night. True story last night I was sneaking juice and heard her throwing things in her room and screaming

G: Ouuu!

S: Never approach her first that's how she GETS YOU!

G: Stop it Sir!

I hit him for scaring me.

S: Ugh whatever

S: Moving on... Blue! She's a dragon. We call her Red. She's just like Mom, but WORSE. She tries to lure you into her room to eat you and turn you into a vampire.

G: And finally... Khalil's girlfriend, Amyra.

S: She's a little scary, but she buys us ice cream, so... she's okay.

Dinner ~ Omniscient pov

Onika cooking, Bey yelling at older twins to pack for college visit tomorrow.

Kalani sat on the couch ignoring her mom, Khalil sat at the counter with Amyra, and Blue washed the dishes.

B: KALANI!

Kalani groans getting off the couch.

B: PACK SOME CLOTHES

She goes upstairs to her closet looking for something but ends up throwing most of her clothes down.

K: UGH I HATE EVERYTHING IN MY CLOSET! MOMMMM!

B: WHAT?

K: WHAT SHOULD I WEAR?

B: WEAR THAT BLUE SHIRT!

K: WHICH ONE??

B: THE BLUE ONE!!!???

K: OKAY!

Blue finishes dishes, khalil adds another one she bucks at him.

Bl: KHALILLL!!

Kh: what?

Amyra on the counter laughed.

Kh: MOM BLUE SAID SHES NOT WASHING DISHES-

B: BLUE IVY YOU BETTER WASH THOSE DISHES

Bl: MOM HE'S PUTTING MORE IN ON PURPOSE!

B: KHALIL!

Kh: oh my God

B: YALL STOP IM ALREADY NOT IN THE MOOD RIGHT NOW. SHIT!

Amyra: damn whats wrong with her?

Bl: dad's new girlfriend is coming over

Kh: so she's mad

B: IM NOT MAD!

Amyra: damn how she hear that??

Kh: she's crazy

O: DINNER DONE!

Everyone gather in the dining room. Sir grabs his fork and bey pops him.

B: Don't touch the food!

S: ugh..the country we live in

At the door was Jay, Sydney, Zaina, Idris and Ivy in her carseat. Gigi gasps, runs to get footage at the door.

S: hiii

B: hey.

J: hey bey

B: mm

J: so glad I dont have to deal with that anymore

B: what???

J: nothing

B: hii my baby

Bey peeks at Ivy in her car seat then spoke to idris and zaina.

B: hey how are you guys?

Zaina looked to Idris.

I: we're good

Z: yea

B: good, go take a seat

The family settles, washes hands, eats. Khalil holds Ivy, she drops a fork, he passes her to Blue, grabs it under the table.

Bey and Nika cleaned up afterwards and the older kids went upstairs. Ivy was bouncing on zaina's lap with a fork she ended up flinging some sauce on idris shirt. He blew his breath getting up, zaina passed ivy to jay.

Zaina: here

J: hii ivy you ready for pop pop to teach you how to play flag football??

Z: ill help you-

I: no this wouldnt have happened if you wouldnt have gave her the fucking fork in the first place!

Z: I was just letting her p-

I: see this is your problem, listening zaina!!!

He hit her head repeatedly.

Z: okay im- im sorry

I: yea you are and you gon clean my shirt too

Z: okay...but she's just a baby I dont think you s-

Her grabbed her shirt pinning her against the wall.

I: what I tell you about talking back to me huh?

Z: im sorry im sorry im sorry please

Zaina quietly begged tears running down her face.

I: clean this shit up and fix yourself before you come here

He let her go Zaina nodded wiping her face.

After Jay played with Ivy another ten minutes Him and Sydney decided to call it a night, Idris and Zaina did the same and left.