Keeping up with The Carters

Late S3E27

Beyonce Pov
Episode 27: Late
April 25th
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Being a mother and an aunt was exhausting!

Not because of the babies. Hell no. Babies was easy. Feed them, watch them, and make sure nobody died, but teenagers? Oh they were sent from SATAN.

I was currently driving Titan and Zoey to the doctor while listening to this boy breathe all hard in my passenger seat like he was the damn one pregnant.

B: Titan, honey

T: Yeah?

B: Shut up

T: auntie bey I'm stressed!

B: Good. It builds character.

Zoey laughed quietly from the backseat.

B: And you! Why are you so calm now? Yesterday you sounded like you were gonna pass out on the phone.

Z: I don't know...I think I just needed an adult.

I looked at her through the mirror.

B: Well today you got one and were gonna figure it out.

Titan looked at me.

T: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE AUNTIE BEY!

He hugged me I pushed him off.

B: Boy! Get a grip.

T: Sorry I'm getting emotional

I rolled my eyes, I see why him and khalil hang out so much they act just the same.

We pulled into the parking lot.

B: Come on before I change my mind and have ya mama come down here.

T: Bro!

About an hour later we were back in the car. Zoey wasn't pregnant. Just late. Titan was on the ground fake crying and thanking every god he knew while Zoey looked equally relieved.

T: THANK YOU JESUS I KNEW SHARING THAT GOSPEL POST ON TIKTOK WOULD SAVE ME ONE DAY

B: Boy...you are going to HELL! Now get in the damn car.

He got in the car; I shook my head.

Z: I'm so glad, I literally thought my life was over.

B: Your life would've not been over, but it definitely would've changed.

I started driving.

B: And Titan you're still grounded.

He snapped his head he really thought he was off the hook.

T: WHAT?

B: Boy don't "what" me! You thought you got somebody pregnant at seventeen!

T: But she's not pregnant!??

B: And thank GOD for that because you would've been terrible at it.

He gasped acting offend.

T: And YOU would be a horrible great aunt!

B: oh, please I damn near raised you and your brother and y'all turned out fine!

T: WHAT!?? one time when you were babysitting me you kept spraying me with a hose and told me I couldn't come inside until I was dry!?

I laughed, remembering. Kelly gotta let me babysit again.

B: Oh brother. Anyways, Zoey, your mama still doesn't know?

She shook her head.

B: Okay well I guess she doesn't need to know THIS situation, but if yall continue being fast in the ass both of your parents will know!!