Episode 7: Career Day
Bey pov
July 17th
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I was sitting with Onika and the older twins in the kitchen, actually trying to have a serious conversation, but you know how that goes in this house.
O: I can't believe you guys are gonna be little adults soon
B: literally
O: aw I hope you guys do good
B: I hope everyone around them is good
O: bey quit it!
Kh: yea mama! What you don't believe in us?
B: eh I'm a little...concerned
Ka: why??
B: do yall know how to cook?
Kh: do YOU know how to cook???
B: I- nigga I will slap y-
O: bey!
She popped my arm and I rolled my eyes. She always let the kids talk shit but I can never have any fun!
O: anyways where do you guys think you'll will go for college
Kh: eh ion know about college
B: you don't know???
Kh: yea
B: well what- wh- what you gon do??
Kh: we gon kick it with you!
B: KICK IT WITH ME? Oh honey no you gotta get the hell on
Ka: why not?? Your house is so cool
B: girl I'll take all this shit back immediately
Ka: nooo
B: uh uhn yall gotta go somewhere get a house or something
Ka: but you got a pool, bowling alley, go karts, and laser tag!
B: kalani yall cannot stay with me! You gotta get that character development and your frontal lobe! Yall seen what happened to zaina ass!!
Ka: to be fair zaina been slow
Kh: yea
O: would you guys stop it!
Ka: no really her head is just glitter, lip gloss, and heels
I chuckled.
O: well do you guys know what you wanna do for living?
Ka: mmm..
Kh: uh either be a civil engineer or work at Chipotle.
B: or Chipotle? Really?? Those are your two conflicting options???
Kh: yes chipotle! The workers get free Chipotle!!
I held my head in my hands and took a deep breath.
Kh: Or maybe I'll own my own Chipotle
B: Khalil just shut the hell up!
He smacked his teeth.
Kh: well fine! You're not invited to the grand opening!!
B: kalani what do you wanna do?
Ka: mmm...
She paused, thinking, and the longer she took, the more concerned I grew. I can't have my smartest child be a BUM!??? KHALIL ASS WAS ALREADY A CLOSE CALL!!??
Ka: I don't..really know
O: is there anything you really like that you would wanna do?
She shrugged.
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Keeping up with The Carters
HumorBlack Sitcom of the life of famous celebrity Beyonce trying to coparent with her ex husband Jay Z and her current wife Onika.
