Drunk Texts (Various x Reader)

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Naruto: You're drunk, Naruto's POV (point of view)

You: Hey there ;)

Naruto: Hey babe, where are you?

You: i'm in lalA LAND!!

Naruto: You're drunk aren't you?

You:...msybw (Maybe)

Naruto: Where are you?

You: At thw bar neae Kina's :) (At the bar near Kiba's)

Naruto: I'll be there in 5 minutes -.-'

Sasuke: Sasuke's drunk, Your POV

You: Babe? I'm sorry for yelling at you earlier...Please, come home..

Sasuke: (Y/N)! I'M SP AORRY! PLWASR TAKW MW BAXK! ((Y/N)! I'M SO SORRY! PLEASE TAKE ME BACK!)

You: Are you at the bar near Ichiraku's?

Sasuke:..No...Yes...

You: Get ready to leave cuz I'm picking you up, you idiot.

Kiba: Kiba's drunk, Your POV

Kiba: Hey, (Y/N) ;)

You: Hi, Kiba

Kiba: My cat just fell in a fish bowl

You: Kiba, you don't have a cat, you hate them...

Kiba: HAHAHAHAHA!

You: Drunk?

Kiba: As if!....Yes, I am. Wanna join me?

You: I'll be over in 10, lol.

Gaara: You're drunk, Gaara's POV

You: Panda-kun!

Gaara: (Y/N)? It's 3 AM. Why are you still awake?

You: I'm at a bar with Temari and Kankuro xD

Gaara: Tsk. Tsk. Want me to pick you up?

You: I can drive by myself, Gaara!

Gaara: No, (Y/N), you're drunk. You can't drive. I'm only doing this because I love you and I don't want you getting hurt.

Shikamaru: You're drunk, Shika's POV

You: SHIKASHAAAAAAKE!

Shikamaru: (Y/N)? Where are you? It's 4 AM!

You: I'm at Ino's party *GIRLS ONLY*

Shikamaru: You're drunk and I'm picking you up.

YOU: I DON'T WANNA LEAVE YET

Shikamaru: You're so troublesome....

Kakashi: Kakashi's drunk, You're POV

You: Kakashi?! Why aren't you home? It's 3 AM!

Kakashi: Askjtk-37-bCd

You:...?

Kakashi: I'm sooo drunk XD

You:...And you didn't invite me?

Kakashi: Whoops ^-^

You: Tell me where you are, I'm joining you

Neji: You're drunk, Neji's POV

You: Neji-nii-san, Hinata here. Can you pick me and (Y/N)-san. We got lost in the middle of nowhere.

Neji: I thought you guys had a car. And why can't (Y/N) text?

You: We do have a car, we just got lost. And (Y/N) is too drunk to type

Neji: -.-' Any idea where you're at?

You: I think we aren't that far from the Uchiha compound.

Neji: I'll be there soon. You guys are weird...

You: Thank you! I guess...


(A/N): So, which of these boys shall I do first? Or do y'all have another boy in mind? Please message me privately your requests and read the rules on the chapter before this one :)) ~jazmynecchi


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