More jokes!~
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(From another user on Wattpad)
Ben: Hey, Ao!
Ao: *narrows eyes* What?
Ben: You know why they call me the cat whisperer? *gets close* because I know exactly what a pussy needs.~
-LATER-
EJ: So you're telling me you fell down the stairs?
Ben: *beaten the shit out of* Yeah.
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Jeff: That awkward moment when your girl catches you with your side chick.
Ellie: Are you gonna put it back??
Jeff: NO!! *holds up baby chick* It's adorable and I love it and it's mine now.
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If Ben Reacted To Anime:
Attack on Titan-
Ben: Ah this seems okay. That kid's an angry little boy isn't he anD OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK
Kill la Kill-
Ben: I want glowing nipples too...
Free!-
Ben: When are they gonna fuck?
Free! (again)-
Ben: I mean seriously, they need to have an orgy or something because hot damn.
Tokyo Ghoul-
Ben: When yo girl wants to get frisky but gets too frisky. Haha. *dies inside because feels* *whispers* Kaneki did nothing wrong.
Black Butler-
Ben: I'm Grell.
One Punch Man-
Ben: ONE PUUUUUUUUUNNNNCH
One Punch Man (again)-
Ben: aaah aaAAAH AAAHH I WANNA BE A SAIKYO HEROOOOOOOOO!!
One Punch Man (again again)-
Ben: But seriously tho, dat Sonikku ass
Boku no Pico-
Ben: I don't get what the big deal is about this show, I mean it's just a little kid whO'S SUCKING THAT MAN'S DICK OH MY GOD WHY DOES THIS EXIST
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If the Boys Started Stripping:
-Jeff-
Jeff: *takes off his shirt and shows off to Ellie* Like what you see?
Ellie: *scoffs* No.
Jeff: Well damn screw you too then *puts shirt back on* so much for trying, I don't get no damn appreciation...
-Jack-
Jack: *takes off his shirt for Ao*
Ao: Uhm, Jack? You're facing the wrong way.
Jack: Oh.
Sam: He tried.
-Ben-
Ben: Me? Strip? Oh, I couldn't. I get shy too, ya know. There's no way I could just... *un-buttons shirt* take off my clothes so easily. But if you insist.~ *throws shirt off and grabs Jeff*
Jeff: Ben please stoP OH MY GOD PLEASE WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME???
BONUS:
-Sam-
Sam: *cries*
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Ao: *nudges Jack awake at 3am* It's pretty messed up how we assume Corrupted are all male. They're just awful, horrifying, grotesque, demented, mutant hell-spawns. Jack? Wake up Jack. Listen. They're sexless and they're horrible and I never want to see another one again.
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Jeff: Ben, what's the first thing I tell you every morning?
Ben: Wake up.
Jeff: No, the other thing.
Ben: For the love of god, Ben, stop sleeping naked.
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Jeff: It's almost Christmas, Blueberry. Have you been good??
Ao: Define good.
Jeff: ?
Ao: ya know becAUSE THAT YAOI SHIT
Jeff:
Ao: WOOOOHHHH
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Craig: Damn, Daniel! Back at it again with the black eye!~
Daniel: What black eye--?
Craig: *knocks him the fuck out*
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Ben: The only straight I am is a straight up bitch.
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Ao: I'm not like most girls *long pause as she sips chocolate milk through a very complicated straw* I'm worse
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