KP/C&B Jokes #18

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That moment when you've got LoZ: Majora's Mask and it already comes with a save file from a previous owner.

RIP @ me.

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Jeff: So, Ben, about Link--

Ben: I swear to goD IF YOU MENTION LINK ONE MORE DAMN TIME, I WILL FUCK YOU...!

Jeff: ...

Ben: ....UP. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.

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Ben: Step one: Be Straight!!

*hot guy shows up*

Ben: Failed step one...!

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(From @MsNarwhal)

-Ao and Jack in the kitchen-

Jack: Hey Ao, WATER you doing? *holds up cup of water*

Ao: Jack, you're driving me NUTS. *holds up bag of nuts*

Jack: That was a CHEESY pun. *holds up cheese*

Ao: Quit your WINEing *holds up bottle of wine*

Jack: You're just JELLY of my amazing puns. *holds up jar of jelly*

Ao: Well--

Ellie: NO! NO! Stop! Both of you! fUcKinG nO!!!

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*Jeff and Ellie having good times in the first book*

Chowder: Nothing can go wrong!~

*ending to KP crashes in*

Chowder: oH NO IT ALL WENT WRONG

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Ben: Aw man, there's some really pretty people out here tonight!

Jeff: Yeah, there sure is!

Ben: Yeah... *slowly turns to Jeff* and some really ugly ones too.

Jeff: *looks at him* Are you calling me ugly?

Ben: I don't know, am I?

Jeff: That's rude. Take that back.

Ben: No.

Jeff: Ben.

Ben: What?

Jeff: Ben!

Ben: What?

Jeff: bEN!!

Ben: wHAT?!?

Jeff: .....I think I deserve an apology.

Ben: Okay fine. I'm sorry...*gets up in Jeff's face* that you're so uglyyyyyyyy.

Jeff: ಠ_ಠ

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Ao: Ellie, will you get up here and give me a hand?

Ellie: *throws her metal arm*

Ao: ..Ha ha, that's, that's very--ELLIE THIS IS SERIOUS

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Ben: Hey Ao! D-Do that thing with your violin!

Ao: Ben, I really don't want to--

Ben: Please??

Ao: You know I don't--

Ben: PLEASE????

Ao: *sighs* *grabs her violin* *prepares herself* *energetically plays Darude-Sandstorm with the most disappointed expression on the face of the earth*

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