Hey yo whaddup
You know that story I was talking about last chapter?
That shit out like my dick is for Harambe.
I don't actually have a dick. But if I did...it would be out. Right now.
This became way more awkward than it needed to be--bUt CHECK OUT THE THINg with the GAY GUYS AND stUFF.
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-Before Jack Was Good At Archery-
Jack: I fired again and then I missed, then I missed again. And I fired again, and I missed. And then I fired and I fired and I missed. I missed BOTH times. And then I fired and then I missed.
Jeff: *cowering because he was being shot at*
Jack: This went on for several hours. And then I fired and then I missed! And then I was out of arrows and I got sad. I had a popsicle and then I passed out in the snow. Then I woke up and I reloaded anD THEN I FIRED ANd then I missed.. AND I MISSED. I HIT SOMETHING, BUt it wasn't what I was going for so I guess I missed.
Ben: *on the ground with an arrow in his head*
Jack: Then I passed out... Had another popsicle.. I had a dream where I was firing at something but I missed. Woke up, I reached into the fridge for another popsicle, but I missed..! Grabbed the cabbage instead. I put it back bUt I MISSED, DROPPED IT ON THE FLOOR.
Sally: *enjoying a popsicle*
Jack: Long story short: missed.
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Zalgo: I am going to remind you in advance that I am very sorry and I apologize....for the inconvenience of me noT GIVING A FUCK.
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Ao: *has her headphones in* *sitting at her desk*
Jack: Hey, what are you listening to?
Ao: *notices him talking* *pauses music* What?
Jack: What are you listening to?
Ao: Oh, just some pretty music. Hang on, I've gotta do something, I'll be right back! *plays music again* *gets up*
Desk drawer handle-kun: *snags the headphone wire*
Headphone wire: *pulled out*
Phone-sama: *falls to the floor* *is actually playing detailed, hardcore, utterly gay BL sex audio at max volume*
Ao: ⊙▽⊙
Jack: ...
Ao: *sweats* It's trending.
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Jack: *deadly serious* You all should get outta here...
Jeff: Why??
Jack: Because....he likes penises..
Ben: *creeping around the corner* *making slurping noises*
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