*wakes up covered in cheeto crumbs, surrounded by college homework while BTS is playing in the background* oh fucc
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Ben: Hey, Ellie, you good at suckin dick?
Ellie: Haha, why don't you ask Jeff?
Jeff: I don't know. I think I'm good at sucking dick.
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Ben: Okay, I have this vid idea where we all end up in the shower naked
Jeff: You just want to see us naked, don't you?
Everyone: *stares*
Ben: pfft, haha, n-no *backs away*
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Craig: We're having sausages for dinner!
Ao: Can you please keep your voices down??
Xavier: And for dessert.
Craig: *gasps* *pushes him* You're bad!!
Ao: Oh my god...
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Jack: What day is it?
Ao: Mon--
Ben: TODAY
Jack: *@Ben* bitch, if you don't
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Ao: Hey, would you kiss your brother for twenty grand?
Hunter: pfft, no
Ao: *drops money on his lap*
Hunter: ....
-next moment-
Hunter: *aggressively trying to kiss Reese*
Reese: DUDE NO
Hunter: C'MON ITS TWENTY GRAND
Reese: AAAAAAAHH
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-When Reese Doesn't Get The Hint-
GPS: Keep gay for two miles
Reese: Um
GPS: In 200 feet, turn right queer
Reese: Do you mean 'right here'?
GPS: You've reached your destiGAYtion.
Reese: Really
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Reese: When do you plan on moving out?
Hunter: When do you plan on coming out?
Reese: ...
Hunter: See what I did there--
Reese: Yeah, I got it, fuck you
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Jeff: How's your day?
Ben: Oh good, I'm absolutely throbbing
Jeff: *glances down*
Ben: Dude I meant THRIVING!
Jeff: THEN WHY IS YOUR DICK HARD?!
Ben: BECAUSE I SAW YOURS
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Ben: Hey, are you boiling water?
Ben: because you're making my noodle soft--wait, no, that's not
Reese: *walks away*
Ben: dammit
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