Ten years later and these things will still keep coming, I swear.
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Jeff Trying to Talk to Ellie Like:
Jeff: Oh my god, there she is.
Jeff: Wait, just wait--WAIT!
Jeff: What do I say to her?!
Jeff: I'm so nervous right now..
Jeff: Okay, I'm going. *comes up to Ellie*
Jeff: *clears throat* ahakgGAKBAHAHAKVA
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Jeff: *chopping food aggressively*
Ellie: Honey, you don't have to be so rough.~
Jeff: Oh I know you like it rough.~
Ao: ohmYGOD WHY
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Ellie: If there's one thing I know how to do in this is house, it's how to cook!
Jeff: What are you making fire over there?
Ellie: *turns around and sees fire on stove* oHMYGOD
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Ben: Just go say hi, she's not going to bite you.
Jeff: Okay. *walks up to Ellie* Hi my name's Jeff. *holds out hand*
Ellie: *nightmare mode* *bites*
Jeff: *screams*
Ben: *also screams*
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Jeff: Yo man, let's take out the trash.
Jack: Gotcha, man.
Ben: *chilling on the couch*
Jack & Jeff: *pick him up and start carrying him away*
Ben: Yo, fam, what are you doing?
Jeff: Taking out the trash, man.
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Ben: Call me chocolate chip cookie.~
Ao: Why?
Ben: Because I'm BAKED bro. Hhahaha.
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Ben: You stupid!
Jeff: Bet you won't say it to my face! *turns around*
Ben: *suddenly in his face* Stupid.
Jeff: Bet you won't say it on Snapchat.
Ben: *on Snapchat vid* Stupid.
Jeff: *nods* Alright. Bet you won't say it in class.
Ben: *in class* *passes Jeff a note*
Jeff: *opens it and reads 'Stupid'* Aight.
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Ben: Hey, what's Obama's last name again?
Jeff: *stares*
Jack: *twirls around as The Blue Danube Waltz plays* *slaps Ben across the face*
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Jeff: That's a nice shirt.
Ben: Tryin' to fuck?
Jeff:
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