This train's gonna go on for a while, yo.
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-Ao and Jack Trivia Dance-
Jack: Next question.
Ao: I'm ready!
Jack: ...What's the longest part of my body?
Ao: *blushes wildly* Um.. Uh...! Heheh, Jack, um...well...I'd have to say...
Jack: You weren't fast enough. It's blood vessels.
Ao: W-What...?
Jack: Blood vessels of the human body are long enough to circle around the world six times.
Ao: Oh. Y-Yeah, I was gonna say blood vessels. Yeah.
Sam: *silently judging and christening her mind*
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Jack: *as professor* And, uh, all you'll have to do...
Ben: *whispering to Ao* Yas, bish, so--
Jack: Ben, would you like to share with the class?
Ben: I'm talkin' about me getting fucked.
Jack: *sighs* ...Anyway, class
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Ao: *sleeping in bed* *phone rings and picks up* Hello...?
Ben: Text me. *hangs up*
Ao: *stares at her phone*
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Jack: I am an asshole and everyone should fear me.
Ao:
Ben:
Both of them: *burst out laughing*
Ben: Jack, we all know you're wrapped around Ao's finger and a ladybug is scarier than you.
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What If There Was an Angsty Proxy?
Zalgo: *literally about to annihilate them* You wanna die today mother fucker?!
The proxy: kinda, yeah
Zalgo: shit fam, you alright?
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Jeff: *sees bee on Ellie's arm* Uh oh
Jeff: *rolls up newspaper* Babe, stay still...
Jeff: *uses newspaper as a megaphone* THERE'S A FUCKING BEE ON YOU
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Jeff: *fucks shit up*
Elizabeth: *1000000000 miles away*
Elizabeth: ...My Jeff-fucked-shit-up senses are tingling.
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Elizabeth: I'm dtf anyone
Jeff: "down to fuck" or "down to fight"?
Elizabeth: yes
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Ben: What mouse walks on two legs?
Ao: Mickey Mouse
Ben: Okay, what duck walks on two legs?
Ao: Donald Duck
Ben: No all of them
Ao: This is the last time you make a fool out of me in my own house god dammit
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