KP/C&B Jokes #5

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This train's gonna go on for a while, yo.

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-Ao and Jack Trivia Dance-

Jack: Next question.

Ao: I'm ready!

Jack: ...What's the longest part of my body?

Ao: *blushes wildly* Um.. Uh...! Heheh, Jack, um...well...I'd have to say...

Jack: You weren't fast enough. It's blood vessels.

Ao: W-What...?

Jack: Blood vessels of the human body are long enough to circle around the world six times.

Ao: Oh. Y-Yeah, I was gonna say blood vessels. Yeah.

Sam: *silently judging and christening her mind*

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Jack: *as professor* And, uh, all you'll have to do...

Ben: *whispering to Ao* Yas, bish, so--

Jack: Ben, would you like to share with the class?

Ben: I'm talkin' about me getting fucked.

Jack: *sighs* ...Anyway, class

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Ao: *sleeping in bed* *phone rings and picks up* Hello...?

Ben: Text me. *hangs up*

Ao: *stares at her phone*

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Jack: I am an asshole and everyone should fear me.

Ao:

Ben:

Both of them: *burst out laughing*

Ben: Jack, we all know you're wrapped around Ao's finger and a ladybug is scarier than you.

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What If There Was an Angsty Proxy?

Zalgo: *literally about to annihilate them* You wanna die today mother fucker?!

The proxy: kinda, yeah

Zalgo: shit fam, you alright?

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Jeff: *sees bee on Ellie's arm* Uh oh

Jeff: *rolls up newspaper* Babe, stay still...

Jeff: *uses newspaper as a megaphone* THERE'S A FUCKING BEE ON YOU

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Jeff: *fucks shit up*

Elizabeth: *1000000000 miles away*

Elizabeth: ...My Jeff-fucked-shit-up senses are tingling.

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Elizabeth: I'm dtf anyone

Jeff: "down to fuck" or "down to fight"?

Elizabeth: yes

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Ben: What mouse walks on two legs?

Ao: Mickey Mouse

Ben: Okay, what duck walks on two legs?

Ao: Donald Duck

Ben: No all of them

Ao: This is the last time you make a fool out of me in my own house god dammit

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