HOLY SHIT.
IT'S ANOTHER OF THESE.
CRAP.
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Ben: Hey Ao.
Ao: ?
Ben: If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Ao: Testic--oOH NO
Ben: (￣▽￣)
Ao:
Ao:
Ao: NO
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-Ao Gives a Makeup Tutorial-
Ao: Okay so I'm just gonna apply a little concealer...
Ao: To conceal my feelings, ha, I am sad.
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Ellie: *at Zalgo* I'm not saying I hate you...
Ellie: I'm just saying, if you got hit by a bus... I would be driving that bus.
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-Jack's Not Up to Date-
Ao: What should we do?
Jack: We can watch Netflix.
Ao: ...and chill??
Jack: *totally innocent*
Sure.
Ao: *slaps him* Perv!! *walks away*
Jack: *holding his cheek* What did I do??!
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*Ao's phone goes off*
Ben: It's your mom.
Ao: Oh, could you pick that up for me?
Ben: You know I'm not good at talking to people I don't know. *picks up phone* yo wHAT UP, BITCH???
Ao: YO WHAT THE FU--GIMME MY PHONE
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-How Craig Came Out-
Craig: Dad, balls are life...!
His dad: So you're playing basketball now?
Craig: No, dad.
His dad: heheh b-*realization* balls..
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Ellie: *to Zalgo* Boi, you rocked that outfit two years ago but you fAT AS FUCK NOW. B-But I hear Walmart has a GREAT selection!~
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Ao: Alright, I'm off to school!
Ben: Make sure to bring a condom!
Ao: ...
Ben: *points at her and winks*
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Jack: I hate when people start looking at old pictures of you and are like "oh my god, you were so cute, what happened?"
Jack: I goT SEXY, BITCH, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.
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Interviewer 1: Describe yourself in one word.
Ben: Hired.
Interviewer 2: *whispers* Holy shit, can he do that??
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(From @MsNarwhal23)
Jeff: What is it now, Ben?
Ben: Who's Ben?
Jeff: *loud sigh* What is it now, Daddy?
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