*snorts* uGhF WHAT YEAR IS IT
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Hunter: I think there's a monster under my bed.
Hunter: I'M SCARED
Reese: That's me you idiot, we share a bunk bed.
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Ben: *tap dances over to you* bitch do we have a problem
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Jack: If you bite it, and you die; it's poisonous. If it bites you, and you die; it's venomous.
Toby: What if it bites me and it dies?
Clockwork: That means you're poisonous. Jesus christ, Tobes, learn how to read.
Ellie: What if it bites itself and I die?
Jeff: It's voodoo.
Toby: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Ao: That's correlation, not causation.
Jeff: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Ben: That's kinky.
Reese: Oh my god.
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Ben: *slurping ramen noddles*
Reese: Slow down. If you keep going that fast, you're gonna choke.
Ben: that's not what you said last night *wink*
Hunter: diSGUSTIN
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Reese: Someone wrote a mean comment about me on Overwatch. What do I do?
Ao: Report them.
Jack: You have a lot of options: Hunt them down, put a curse on them, frame them for a crime they didn't commit, write about them on a bathroom wall...
Ellie: Write a novel, name one of your characters after them, and then kill the character off gruesomely.
Ben: I'm partial to laxatives in the tea.
Ao: Jesus christ, you all need to calm down.
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Reese: Life sucks.
Reese: People sucks.
Ben: What about me?
Reese: You suck
Ben:
Reese: Real good
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Ben: I'm not asking Reese to do any favors for me
Reese: yeah, specifically fucking you
Ben: w h a t... Why would you even say that?
Reese: god, what if we just fucked one day?
Ben: wha--you're so weird right now. What is going on with you, man?
Reese: why is it weird, man? Just two bros fucking each other
Ben: dude, what? whaaat
Reese: fuckin hanging out, going to a baseball game, giving each other hot blowies
Ben: oh my g o d
Reese: centerfield
Ben: whoaaaa
Reese: just jumping down onto the base paths
Ben: duuude. ugh how could you say shit like that?? Man, messed up...
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