I'm surprised how much I can keep this going.
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Jeff: *in a crowd and can't find Ben* This calls for drastic measures.
Jeff: *cups hands around mouth like a megaphone* LINK!
Ben: !!!
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Ellie: *stops driving*
Zalgo: Why'd you stop?
Ellie: Oh, I'm just waiting for this cute old lady to cross the street.
Zalgo: Yeah, well no one's watching so run the dumb bitch over.
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Ben: *driving the Chevelle*
*radio playing My Neck, My Back*
Ben: *singing along*
Ao: *reaches to turn off radio*
Ben: *smacks her hand away and glares* *sings along louder*
Ao: *cowers in her seat*
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Ben: Girls are so hot
Ben: Guys are hot too, oh man
Ben: Why is everyone so hot?
Ao: Global warming
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Ben: I'm sick of being such a big loser!
Jeff: Aw, Ben..
Jeff: You're not big.
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Ben: *lazing on the couch* Ao..
Ao: *sitting next to him* Yeah Ben?
Ben: *probably high as fuck* Don't tell anyone this...but I'd so do SpongeBob foreplay.
Ao: .... *looks at him* ...why?
*awkward silence*
Ben: ...'mihoy minoy, baby'
Ao: *whispers* Oh my god...
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Craig: I have a crush!
Kayla & Ao: Suck their dick.
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-Smart is Attractive-
Jack: Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass. *adjusts glasses despite the fact that he has no use for them*
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Jack: *to Ao* Good job.
Ao: *literally explodes*
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Ao: Everybody shut up! *picks up phone* Hi, Okaasan.
Jeff: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!
Ellie: Come back to bed.
Ben: *various sex noises*
Jack: Tell her I said hi.
Ben: Aye, pass the weed..!
Jeff: *blasting out curse words*
Ellie: PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!!!
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Ao: If you can't handle the sass, you can't handle the ass.~
Sam: Snap
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RandomThis isn't a story. This is a little digital book about me, EternalLaughter. Not a biography, though. It's just stuff. About me. And what I like, what I dislike, what I've experienced, what I wish for in the future, all of my passions and dreams, my...
