This little series dies just as much as FNAF.
Get it? Because it doesn't.
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Ellie: *she's beauty*
Ellie: *she's grace*
Ellie: *she'll punch you in the face*
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Ben: *with Ao at a karaoke bar* What the FUCK do you mean you don't have the Mulan soundtrack
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Jeff: *to Ellie* Nothing is stronger than my love for you...!
Jeff: ...except my biceps.
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-Jeff & Death's Fight in a Nutshell-
Jeff: *at Death* Foul being, I will vanquish you!
Death: What you packing?
Jeff: This is my legendary killing knife and--
Death: Oh okay, I see *pulls out a gun*
Jeff: holy shit, wait
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Jeff: *texting Ellie* Babe
Jeff: Princess
Jeff: Angel
Jeff: Precious little nugget
Jeff: slumbering little bug
Jeff: if you don't answer, the pet names are gonna start getting meaner
Jeff: Bowl of cereal that's been sitting out for like an hour
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Ben Gives Life Advice:
Ben: Hot things to say to your partner during sex!!
Ben: RYUU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU
Ben: cheers love, the calvary's 'ere
Ben: nerf THIS
Ben: sorry, sorry, sorry, sorRY!!
Ben: it's hiiiiiiiigh noon
Ben: DIE DIE DIE
Ben: gaze into the iris
Ben: JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE
Jeff: You forgot "FIRE IN THE HOLE"
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Jeff: Would you suck a dick for a million dollars??
Ben: A million... Shit, man, I'd do it for free
Jeff: ....
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