*posts at 12:00 like an asshole* IT'S MY BIRTHDAY
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*screams*
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Sally: Ben! Is that a weed?!?
Ben: No, this is a crayon--
Sally: I'm calling the police!!!
Sally: *pushes 911 on the microwave*
Microwave: 911 what's your emergency?
Ben: ಠ▱ಠ
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Reese: *has the conjoined popsicles*
Ben: Aren't you going to share?
Reese: Why should I?
Ben: Because it's a two-stick popsicle? Like, for two people?
Reese: No, you dumbass. It's just so you can hold it with both hands.
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Jack: *before Ao* I don't believe in love. It's stupid. Waste of time. I'm a heartless monst--
Ao: *pops up in his life* Hi!
Jack: *now* Bathe me in flowers and kisses and hugs and damn I love love it's such a blessed thing ♥︎
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Jeff: *before Ellie* Yeah killing people is my jam I'm a fuckin badass stone cold asshole no ones taking me down--
Ellie: *shows up in his life* Hey
Jeff: *now* Lol what's a serial killer anymore? that's overrated I love you and I love being with you and I will fite (ง'̀-'́)ง for you til the ends of time
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Ben: *before Reese* Haha, I'm so cool look at me smokin weed and getting the babes and heh-heh-hell yeah I'm smart and awesome everyone wants to be me--
Reese: *crashes into his life* Sup
Ben: *now* *sputtering* ffuuuuCCC I'm GaY i aM juST acHeiNg for HIM ANd I CAN't speak WorRDS yOu caN jUst ReaP MY SoUL aND my ASs HONEY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Ben: anybody else thinking about dick?
Craig: All the time
Zalgo: being an asexual I ACTUALLY think about REAL things like SCIENCE
Ben: literally no one asked
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Ben: Age is just a number
Jack: False. It's a word.
Ben: boi get the fuck outta my fACE
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Reese: take a photo of me
Reese: make me look good
Ben: you always look good
Reese: what
Ben: you heard me
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-Zalgo, the Inspirational Father-
Zalgo: BITCH TASTE THE FUCKIN POSITIVITY
Ellie: but you're not nice
Zalgo: STFU IM POSITIVE I NEVER SAID I WAS NICE
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