KP/C&B Jokes #23

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-When Ellie is Angry-

Ellie: Just give me two minutes, alright??

Jeff: Okay..

Ellie:

Jeff: .....So how was your day?

Ellie: I'm gonna build a fucking playground on your grave

Jeff: oKAY

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-Math Lessons with Ao and Ellie-

Ao: You have 10 pieces of candies and someone asks for 2. How many do you have left?

Ellie: 10.

Ao: Okay, well what if someone forcibly takes 2 candies. How many would you have left?

Ellie: 10 and a dead body.

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The Gang at an Amusement Park

Ben: Ellie, what do you wanna ride?~

Ellie: I want to ride that. *points towards Jeff*

Jeff: *blushing furiously*

Ben:

Ellie: I meant the roller coaster that's behind him.

Jeff:

Ao: *eating a corn dog and chokes*

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-first date-

Date: what are you getting?

Death: *holding menu close to his chest* none of your fucking business

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Jeff: Don't do anything reckless!

Ellie: *fucked up at the end of KP*

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Jeff: I hit a tree.

Ben: Are you okay?

Ben: or should I say Oaky?

Jeff: *walks away*

Ben: Why did you Leaf me?

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-Probably You All-

[funeral]

Priest: They were so young and so full of--

Me: *updates my stories*

You: *dabs out of coffin*

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Ellie: fuck you *points at Zalgo*

Ellie: fuck you *points at all of the Corrupted*

Ellie: fuck you *points at Shadowlurker*

Ellie: You cool. *points to Jeff*

Ellie: *points to Caedis* And fuck you, I'm out.

Ellie: *throws microphone at Ben's head*

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Zalgo: Hey!

Ellie: ...

Jeff: Ellie...

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