Once again, I have returned with more jokes!~
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Ben: Hey! Y'all ever feel like we need to take a back burner to things?
Jack: What do you mean?
Ben: like, I know I live my own life; I go home and watch TV. I send pictures of my sexy muscles to Jeff because they are his favorite. And Jeff sends me back pictures of his--.
Jeff: SkiP IT!
Ben: But like, everything in that area feels fuzzy. This right now; this is clear.
Ellie: Everything is fuzzy to me.
Ben: I'm just sayin', it feels like at any moment, things can get fuzzy again. Our lives move on but we aren't the focus of them.
Ao: Ben, are you high?
Ben: ooOH BECAUSE IF I HAVE ANY PHILOSOPHICAL THOUGHT AT ALL IT MUST MEAN THAT I'M HIGH, RIGHT?? "YEEEAAH DON'T MIND BEN, HE'S JUST SOME CRACKHEAD WHO CAN'T HAVE ANY DEEP OR MEANINGFUL CONTRIBUTION TO OUR CONVERSATIONS, 'CAUSE HE'S ON DRUGS ALL THE TIME. HAHA, BETTER ASK THE GIRL WHO NEVER KNOWS WHERE SHE IS OR WHAT SHE THINKS OF A SITUATION, BECAUSE I'M SURE IT'S SOMETHING THAT WE'LL REMEMBER FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES."
Jack: So...you are high?
Ben: Well, I mean....yeah.
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The Boys' Friendship in a Nutshell:
Jack: *coughs*
Ben: *sarcastically imitates him for the next 3 days and 12 hours*
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Jeff:
Jack: Wow, can you like shut up?
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Ben: *lays on the floor*
Jeff: Why is there trash on the floor?
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(From @MsNarwhal23)
Ben: Last week I got mugged by a god damn ballerina. She tried to make me pass away then the bitch spun away.
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(From @-The_Blue_Android-)
Jack: Bread knife. *raises bread knife*
Ben: Cheese knife. *raises cheese knife*
Jeff: Best friend knife. *stabs Ben's back*
Ben: *passes out*
Jack: *shocked* ...I thought I was your best friend?!
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Reader: *takes deep breath* I will not let this fictional character ruin me.
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