What if I changed my name to limpweaselSUCC...?
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-Finally, some Ben & Reese-
Ben: I SWEAR, IF YOU DON'T QUIT YOUR SHIT, YOU GON CATCH THIS DICK
Reese: Don't you mean catch these hands--
Ben: NO.
Reese:
Ben:
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Jeff: I eat Cheerios because they're heart healthy!
Jeff: And my heart has become severely damaged...
Jeff: .......so Ellie if you're out there--
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Ao: For how much money would you have sex with Ben?
Reese: three grand
Ao: *throws money at him*
Ben: *gives thumbs up*
Reese: oh um
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Jack: this-this is...th...this is how to flirt
Jack:
Jack:
Jack: hey bud
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Ben: *blowing a wicked cool, difficult smoke trick*
Reese: *fucks it up*
Ben: *glares* God dammit, you're lucky you're fuckin hot
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Ben: You been drinking again?!
Jeff: I don't even drink anymore don't come in here with all that
Ben: Then who's water is this?? *holds up water bottle*
Jeff: ....I neED WATER TO SURVIVE
Ben: YOU KNOW WE DON'T DRINK IN THIS HOUSE
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-If Ben Ever Gets Mugged-
Person: Hey stop, give me your money
Ben: I don't make money, I take some, and when it comes around the corner I snake some
Person: That makes no fucking sense
Ben: *peace sign*
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Jack: *teaching math* Ben has nineteen bottles of dish soap and he gives Ellie--
Reese: Wait, why does Ben have so many soaps???
Ben: *pouring soap all over himself* MIND YO DAMN BUSINESS, REESE
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-When Reese Is Too Hardcore-
Jeff: Hey bro, can you gimme some of that water?
Reese: It's not water
Jeff: Ah, vodka! I like your style.
Reese: It's vinegar
Jeff: What--?
Reese: *leans in really close* Its vinegar, pussy--
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Reese: Tell me what you like about me
Ben: That ass!~ *falls back*
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