This shit's back again, yo.
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Jeff: My girlfriend is on a mission so while she's away, I'm gonna cut the sleeves off of all of my shirts.
Ao: why??
Jeff: She's pretty much 85% of my impulse control.
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DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip off the door from its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
Jack: Okay...!
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Death: Hey, do you have any--?
Jeff: Buzz Lightyear pajamas?? *picks up pajamas* Yes I do.
Death: No, any self-respect?
Jeff: Oh! *laughs as he puts pajamas down* ...No.
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-Jack Tries to Flirt-
Jack: Ao?
Ao: Yes?
Jack: You, uh...you have a very...you...you've got a pretty...you...
Ao: Jack, are you oka--?
Jack: niCe gENEtiC COMPOSITION
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Jeff: Good credit, bad credit, no credit, no problem!! You dead?! fuCk iT, GHOST CREDIT.
Ben: Im gonna get a Subaru :D
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Jack: What did you do??
Ben: Su.. *mumbles*
Jack: What?!?
Ben: Suck dick on accident.
Jack: How the fuck do you suck dick on accident??
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Jeff: C'mon. *pulling on Ben*
Ben: *holding onto the edge of the curb* No! I'm not going!
Jeff: C'mon kid. *still pulling*
Ben: You belong in there!!!! *won't let go*
Jeff: C'mon, into the trash with you, kid...!
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Ao: There's only one thing worse than a rapist. *takes off paper to reveal the word child above rapist*
Ben: A child.
Ao: No.
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Maury: The results are in. Zalgo....
Zalgo: Yeah?
Maury: ...You are the father!
Ellie: The fuCK YOU AIN'T *gets up and smacks him across the face, overturns his chair*
Jeff: *quietly and nervously walks off the stage*
Ben: *watches in the roaring crowd and eats popcorn*
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Jeff: Ben, why'd you turn off the lights??
Ben: To save power, duh! And I wanna suck your dick.
Jeff: ...
Ben: *plays Pony*
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Jeff: *aggressively screams* sHIT!!!!
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