I'm sorry for all of the jokes and not actual content about me (although I don't know why stuff about me would be something to look forward to). I've got a crap ton of these things like you wouldn't believe.
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Ao: So, Jack....what are we..?
Jack: ...we are farmers. Ba ba dum ba bum bum bum.
Ao:
Jack:
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(From another Wattpad user)
Ben: What do eggs say when they turn up?
Ben: ....Omelet.
Ao: *smacks head on table*
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Jack: Ao? *holds up a small box*
Ao: *gasps* Oh Jack!
Jack: I've been wanting to ask this for a while *kneels* but will you--?
Ben: FUCK ME.
Jack: DamMit BEN NOT NOW
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Ao: *in the car* I got us tickets to the opera.
Ben: I got us tickets to the sup bruh.
Ao: What's sup bruh?
Ben: Nothing much, what's up with you?? *laughs*
-2 seconds later-
Ben: *outside while Ao drives away*
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Judge: You will be working at Aeropostale
Ellie: No..! Please!
Judge: You have to wear a graphic tee and pooka shells.
Ellie: Just send me to jail!
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Ellie: I'm feeling really depressed...
Ben: I know what you need!
Ellie: You're not getting me a dog again, are you?
Ben: *holding up three chihuahuas* *shrugs*
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Ben: *recording Jack and Ao sitting together being cute n shit*
Ben: *zooms in* Aw bae goals
Ben: *zooms out* Bagels. *holding up a bagel*
Ben: *eats it in front of the camera*
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What Facebook Convos Would Be Like With People From the KP Series:
Zalgo: *wicked selfie* On my way to steal yo realm.
Ellie: Funny, you said that last time. We all know what happened then.
Zalgo: No one asked for your input, Umber, kay??
Ellie: Well no one asked for a fugly selfie but you took one anyway.
Zalgo: Bitch please, I'm flawless.
Slender: Quit blowing up my feed, dammit.
Zalgo: Stay outta this, Slendick.
Jeff: Lol bro nice.
Ellie: Jeff wtf.
Jeff: That was sick and you know it Ellie!
Ben: Homeboy got it going on.
Ellie: Ben don't.
Zalgo: Elizabeth you're such a buzzkill. Chill.
Ellie: Bitch, you KILL people.
Ben: Snap.
Jack: fakagajgstuhsbak hsak
Zalgo: What?
Jack: Sorry, Jack tried typing but it didn't work out. -Ao
Jeff: Ha.
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Ao: Hey maybe you can come over later! We'll watch some Bill Nye the Science Guy videos and chill!~
Jack: I don't know Ao.
Ao: yoU PROMISED WE WOULD BILL AND CHILL
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Jeff: Regardless of what you look like, I'm still gonna love you!
Elizabeth: *transforms into Nightmare form* Still love me?
Jeff: OH!! OH!! *leaps away* WHAT IS THAT??! OH MY GOD
Ben: *runs out of the corner to go throw up*
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Elizabeth: FUCK!!
Jeff: Here have a Snickers! You're not you when you're hungry.
Elizabeth: *eats snickers*
Jeff: Better?
Elizabeth: I'm still fuCKIN ANGRY!!!! *throws snickers*
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Elizabeth: I just feel like all the good guys are gay, ya know?
Ao: Well, what about Jeffery, he's not gay.
Jeff: *waves from afar*
Elizabeth: Ah well Jeffery's ugly as shit, he doesn't count.
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Jack: *in a crowd and can't find Ao* this calls for drastic measures.
Jack: *uses his hands as a microphone* I'M A FREAK.
Ao: *from across the street* what the FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY get over here right now you perfect piece of meat I'm gonna prove your fine ass wrong and make you feel appreciated you little biTCH.
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Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Ellie (Scapegrace)
Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Ben
Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: Ao
Looks like they could kill you and could actually kill you: Jeff
Sinnamon roll: Jack
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Ellie: Dude I'm NEVER gonna change!
Jeff: :D
Toby: YO!
Clockwork: ELLIE!
Scapegrace: YO WHAT IT IS CUZ.
Jeff: Are you serious?
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Jack: You're pretty amazing, Ao.
Ao: Oh, I guess you could say I'm Ao-some...
Jack: ...
Ao: ...
Jack: ...
Ao: ◐◡◑
Jack: I'm not talking to you anymore. *walks away*
Ao: ◐◡◑
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Just Me
RandomThis isn't a story. This is a little digital book about me, EternalLaughter. Not a biography, though. It's just stuff. About me. And what I like, what I dislike, what I've experienced, what I wish for in the future, all of my passions and dreams, my...
