OMG NUMBER 13.
IT'S TEH SPOOKS
OHMGGGGG!!!1!11!
(I make myself cringe.)
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Jack: Bet you I'm right.
Ellie: Bet you you're wrong.
Jack: Bet you you're a skank.
Ellie: Bet you you're an asshole..!
Jack: biTCH I EAT PEOPLE
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Jack: I'm normal! I'm nOrMAL!!!
Lady: Watch where you're going...!
Jack: Sorry, i'M NORMAL
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Ben: This is gonna go good! I can feel it! I wanna feel it in between my thighs!
Ben: *gets fucked up, legs severed*
Ben: Ow maH THIGHS
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Jack: I loVE MEAT! I love meat in my mouth!!
Jack: I love the way it eXPLODES with juice in my moUTH!
Jack: I really, reALLY love meat. And everything about it! I love meat all over me, I love to eat all kinds of meat!
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Ao: OhmahgAWD LOOK AT HIM RUN *staring in fascination at Jack*
Ao: *in heaven* Uuhh, it should be illegal to be that fine!!
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-Readers Complaining About Jeff's Short Hair-
Reader: Why are you wearing your hair like that??
Jeff: *pewds voice* whAT's wRONG WITH MY FUCKING HAIR
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Ben: Some call me...Romeo.~
Ben: Others call me, Please No More-eo.~
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Ms. P: Oh, Ellie is at that really special age when she only has one thing on her mind.
Ao: Boys?
Ellie: Homicide.
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Jack: Hey, what's up Ao--?
Ben: Gurl you look fierce today and we LOVE it!!
Ao: *runs away*
Jack: What are you doing??
Ben: If you get a girlfriend, you won't have time for me, man.~
Jack: ......whAT DO YOU MEAN?!?
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Ao: Well, I was actually thinking we could--
Kayla: Sshshhssh
Ao: But--
Kayla: shshssshshhhSSHSHSH..! Shush!! ...I sense boys being gay... *turns*
Craig & Xavier: *stare back*
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Ao: Are you feeling daijobu????
Ao: Do you need me to make you feel kimochiiiiiii????
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Ao: Ben you're a genius!
Ben: Yeah, I get called that a lot.
Ao: What? A genius?
Ben: No, Ben.
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Ao: Well, I guess I'm too tough to cry.
Jack: Just today you were crying about snakes.
Ao: *tearing up* They don't have any arms!
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-When Ben Becomes Your Best Friend-
Ben: I love this person...so much...they're such an important part of my life...I wouldn't be the same without them...how can I convey that to them?
Ben:
Ben:
Ben: *sends them a meme out of nowhere at 2am* perfect.
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Ben: Hey, Jeff, are you Jamaican? Because Jamaican me thirsty.
Jeff: ....The fuck I look like to you?? That shit doesn't work on me, I'm white as hell, you dumbass, the fuck you call me Jamaican--
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Ben: Knock knock.
Ao: who's there?
Ben: Hoo
Ao: Hoo who?
Ben: What are you an owl? *laughs*
Ao: *laughs too* Owl fucking stab you in the throat you piece o
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Death: *beats up Jeff when in the coma* Is there anything you have to say for yourself?
Jeff: *literally dying* *wheezes* Suck my ass.
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Death: Whatcha doing over there, Jeffery?
Death: Reading a book?
Death: Singing some songs?
Death: Sucking some *sunglasses* diCK???
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-Ben Talkin' Dirty-
Ben: Make me say the words, baby. C'mon, I know you want to hear them.. Yeah? Alright, babe..
Ben: *in a sultry voice* The FitnessGram Pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues...
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Ben: Oh, I'm five foot three?
Ben: Well guess what? You're five foot a biTCH. *sunglasses*
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Ao: Hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal, I don't mean to be rude, my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg, but I gotta warn ya if you take one more diddly darn step right there, I'm gonna have to diddly darn snap your neck--
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