Yo this shit keep comin because fuCK it.
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Ben: What's Gucci, bitch?
Ao: Bitch...you is broke.
Ao: What's Walmart, biTCH?
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-Jack Showing His Affection-
Jack: I care about you..
Jack: Here's some pine cones on a stick. *hands them to Ao*
Jack: Th-They're, um...they're lovely.
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Jack: Okay, class, let's write about a failure that happened in your life.
Ellie: It all started when I was born...
Everyone: ...
Jack: ....okAY LEt's talk about successes.
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Jeff: Whoever says being tired is just a mental thing can go suck a dick--
Ben: BEING TIRED IS JUST A MENTAL THING
Jeff: Dammit! How do you do that?!
Ben: *shrugs* I love dick!
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Ao: Don't you do it!
Ben: Im gonna say it!
Ao: you better not!!
Ben: ImMA say the n-word!!!
Ao: doooOONT DO IT
Ben: *inhales* Nutella
Ao: AAHHHHHH NOOOOO
Ben: YOU CANT ESCAPE THE TRANSFAT
Ao: SHIT
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Ben: Ya know, I don't like fancy wines..
Jeff: Oh?
Ben: I prefer sexy moans uuUUUUUAAAAAH
Jeff: O___O
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Ben: Ah, you're like my little toe...!
Jack: Why?
Ben: Because I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture there is
Jack: ugh god
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Craig: Yo, I'm gay.
Xavier: No, I'm gay...!
Ben: No, I'm gay!!!!
Death: NO, I'M GAYY!!
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Ben: *reciting a poem*
Ben: I told you that I loved you, but all you had to say back to me was--
Ben: *high pitched voice* UNNGH FUCK ME, AAAAHHHHHH
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Ellie: Walking to my grandma's house...
Ellie: *opens the door* SUP, BEYOTCHHH
Maribel: Oh my god..!
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Ao Spends Too Much Time With Ben
Ao: Jack!
Jack: What?
Ao: That shirt you're wearing looks very becoming of you..
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RandomThis isn't a story. This is a little digital book about me, EternalLaughter. Not a biography, though. It's just stuff. About me. And what I like, what I dislike, what I've experienced, what I wish for in the future, all of my passions and dreams, my...
