You thought this was over? Fuck you, this train's still rolling.
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Ben: *beats Jack at arm wrestling* BAM! You owe me five dollars, son!!
Jack: *pulls out a knife*
Ben: O-Oh shit *moves his hand and Jack's so it looks like he lost* Psyche, you won, damn you strong *gives Jack the five dollars*
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Ben's Life Advice
Ben: You just gotta take care of yourself. Be healthy. Eat right. Exercise. Do safe amounts of cocaine.
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-Ben Tries to Get a Job-
Ben: 'Uuuhhh, you're too unprofessional'. Get outta here!! *is wearing a weed patterned suit* Die in a freakin' fire, Applebee's!!!
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Jeff: I love you.
Ellie: ....como estas?
Jeff: What?
Ellie: No puedo no ándale.
Jeff: What does that even mean?
Ellie: no pUEDO NO ÁNDALE!!!
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-How Jack Felt With Ao's Tickles-
Ao: Hey are you ticklish?
Jack: *in his head* Oh god, I don't want to say yes, because then she'll tickle me but then if I say no, she'll get suspicious and tickle me anyway so I don't know.
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Jack: *passing by*
Ben: *with Ao, Ellie and Jeff* *frowns* Yo, what up homie?
Jeff: We got a problem?!
Jack: *lifts shirt to show that he's packin'*
Ben: Daaaaamn look at that stomach tho.~
Ellie & Ao: *fan their faces and whistle*
Jack: Oh shit. *runs*
The others: *chase after him*
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Ben: *keeping Ellie as hostage* You can't have her!
Jeff: Why?!
Ben: Because I love you.
Jeff & Ben: *walking off together as My Heart Will Go On plays*
Ellie: I just can't even..!
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Jeff: *holding a banana* Ew, it's all brown and old..
Ben: Dude, we eat booty. Why you trippin'? *sips coffee*
Jeff: I don't eat booty.
Ben: *stops* ...Oh
Jeff: ....You've been drinking out of our cups.
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Jeff: We need us a name..
Ao: Oh, how about we be called--
Ben: the boOTY THRASHERS!
The gang: *stare*
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Ben: Hey Ao? What do women and noodles have in common?
Ao: I don't know. What?
Ben: They both wriggle when you eat them. *slaps his knee*
Ao: ...
Ben: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
-Later-
Jeff: Hey, are you okay? What happened?
Ben: *is fucked up* Stuff.
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Jack: *walks into the room*
Jeff: Hey, you're back from eating that clown.
Jack: Yeah. It wasn't that good though. He tasted funny.
Ben: *from really far away* hA!
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Ellie: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Zalgo: Why?
Ellie: To get to the bitch's house.
Zalgo: That joke is shit.
Ellie: Knock knock.
Zalgo: Who's there?
Ellie: The chicken. *deal with it sunglasses* *air horns and mountain dew everywhere*
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Ben: Am I pretty or ugly?
Jeff: Both.
Ben: What do you mean?
Jeff: You're pretty ugly.
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Ben: You stupid!
Jeff: Bet you won't say it to my face! *turns around*
Ben: *in Jeff's face* Stupid.
Jeff: Bet you won't say it in the shower.
Jeff: *taking a shower*
Ben: *pops up* Stupid.
Jeff: Bet you won't say it in Braille.
Jack: *reading Braille* It says 'Stupid'.
Jeff: Aight.
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Ao: *singing* And I'm only human!~ And I eat when I feel down.. *shoves a fistful of chips in her mouth*
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-Ben Tries to Get a Job Again-
Interviewer: What are your strengths?
Ben: I fall in love easily.
Interviewer: Umm okay... What are your weaknesses?
Ben: Those beautiful brown eyes of yours.
-3 seconds later-
Ben: *kicked out* Fuck that place, it sucked anyway.
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-Ellie & Jeff As Parents-
Jeff: Goodnight kids.
Kids: Goodnight dad.
Jeff: Goodnight monster that eats children who are bad.
Ellie: *through radio under the bed* GOODNIGHT
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Ao: I'm not interested in finding romance.
Jack: *coughs*
Ao: You drive a hard bargain. I accept.
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