Just Me

KP/C&B Jokes #8

There's still more, yo.

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Jeff: Now...who are amazing parents?

Ben: ...we are

Jeff: Can't hear you.

Ben: *louder* We are.

Jeff: Don't you forget it! *accidentally closes car door* *freezes*

Ben: ....Did we just lock Ao in the car?

Jeff: Did you put the keys in the bag?!

Ben: I put the keys in the bag..!

Jeff: Oh, Ben I told you not to put the keys in the bag!!!!

Ben: D-Don't freak out!

Jeff: *to Ao* Blueberry, it's okayyy!~

Ben: *singing* A-B-C-D-E-F-G~

Jeff: What are you singing to her?!? People get arrested for this Ben!! *walks around the car*

Ben: uhh H-I-J-K--

Jeff: Do all four doors lock?!?!

-Later On-

Ben: *on the phone*

Jeff: *running towards the car with a trash can* i'M BREAKING THE WINDOW *falls over*

Car security people: Emergency assistance, how may I help you?

Ben: H-Hello, we locked our kid in the car! People are judging us!!

Jeff: I SWEAR TO GOD IM GONNA BREAK IT

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Ben: Yes, it's true... I am 5'3

Ben: At least...my diCK IS. *sunglasses*

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Jeff: *browsing at the gay cinema section* *looks over* Ben??

Ben: Jeff??

Jeff: Wh...what are you doing here?

Ben: ...Browsing

Both of them: *run away*

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Ellie: *calls up Zalgo* Hey, I just wanted to remind you that tomorrow is trash day so... Remember to put yourself out on the curb, bYE!

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Xavier: Craig! CRAIG!

Craig: Yeah, baby?

Xavier: Don't 'baby' me! What's my name?

Craig: Pfft, I know your name Sean.

Xavier: Mah nAME XAVIER BITCH WHAT THE FU--

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Ben: *playing video games*

Jeff: HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Ben: I'm playing a game.

Jeff: BY YOURSELF??

Ben: Yes!

Jeff: SO YOU'RE PLAYING WITH YOURSELF??

Ben: I dONT HAVE FRIENDS

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Ao: Hey Jeff, you want pizza?

Jeff: Nah but maybe Ben does. Hold on. *cups hand over mouth* Yo Ben, come get this pizza!

Ben: *yells* Yo Jeff, come get this diCK.