*still screaming from last time*
---
Ao: Alright class, who's this? *holds up a picture of Barack Obama*
Jeff: Jesus?
Ao: No, but let's try this again. Who's this? *holds up a picture of Reese*
Ben: My daddy
Ao: Ayyeeeee~
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Ben: My dick just died
Reese: .........it died?
Ben: Yeah, can I bury it in your ass??
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Hunter: Who are you texting?
Reese: oh I have a date tonight
Hunter: Oh yeah..?
Hunter: Who's the lucky guy??? hAAHA
Reese: -_-
---
-If Jeff & Ellie have a kid-
Smol child: What are you doing by the dumpster, Uncle Ben??
Ben: Not smoking crack.
Smol child: I didn't ask if you were smoking crack.
Ben: ......nah, I am smoking crack
---
Anxiety: heeey, I'm anxiety.
Ellie: Oh um hey. What are you doing here?
Anxiety: just here to fuck up your whole day, brah
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Ben: I don't understand why I'm being fired.
Employer: I told you to send me the blueprints.
Ben: I did that!
Employee: What the hell is this?! *points to a picture of a blue Prince*
Ben: You said--oohhh...
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Ao, quietly: Jack, can I yell at you...?
Jack: ...having cramps again?
Ao: yeah
Jack: Okay.
Ao, screaming: JACK, I SERIOUSLY TELL YOU--!!!!!
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Zalgo: *tries to open a bag of chips quietly at a funeral*
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Ben: *on the phone* Ao, help me.
Ao: What's up?
Ben: Um..*mumbles something*
Ao: What??
Ben: My dick is stuck in a pringles can.
Ao, urgently: What flavor?
Ben: Sour cream and onion
---
Reese: Just a coupla dudes being guys
Ben: A coupla guys being dudes
Reese: A coupla dudes being gay
Ben: Show me your dick, Reese--
---
-Teaching Ben How To Pray-
Ao: Just please, do this right
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