Just Me

KP/C&B Jokes: JAO SPECIAL

-Jack & Ao On A Date-

Jack: *about to kiss Ao*

Ao: *is super happy*

Jack: *whispers* Expect the unexpected

Ao: Wait wha-- *gets sneak attacked because date was secret training all along*

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-Some Other Time-

Ao: *gives Jack a glass of water*

Jack: *drinks* Huh. This water tastes funny. Taste it?

Ao: Okay *sips water*

Jack: *suddenly judo flips Ao as it was secret training all along*

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-Another Time-

Jack: *visits Ao bearing flowers*

Ao: Aw, are those for me?

Jack: Of course.

Ao: *gasps happily* Thank you! They're beautiful! *takes flowers and sniffs them* *frowns* Huh...Jack, these smell really weir-- *passes out*

Jack: *throws away bottle of chloroform* Don't always trust pretty things.

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-At The Park, By The Pond-

Jack: Hey look ducks!

Ao: *excited* Where?!

Jack: Right there! *points*

Ao: I don't see--

Jack: *kicks her into the pond* They moved too quickly. You need better reflexes.

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-In Ao's Bedroom-

Ao: *sleeping*

Jack: *is in bed with her* *whispers* Hey Ao.

Ao: *wakes up* Yeah..

Jack: I had a nightmare.

Ao: *concerned* What about?

Jack: That I lost you..

Ao: To what??

Jack: Your lack of skills. *kicks Ao out of bed and proceeds to body slam her*

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-At Night, In The Backyard-

Jack & Ao: *dancing under the gazebo*

Jack: *twirls Ao and dips her*

Ao: *laughs and smiles*

Jack: *pulls her back up and continues*

Ao: Wow, you didn't sneak attack me this time.

Jack: Was I supposed to?

Ao: No. It's just lately, you've been bombarding me with secret training and it's nice to get break, ya know--

Jack: Break's over. *judo flips Ao into the bushes*

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-In The Evening-

Ao: *enjoying tea*

Jack: How are you enjoying that tea?

Ao: Ummm it's good?

Jack: Is it really??

Ao: *stares* *panics and throws out tea* What did you do?

Jack: Nothing. I genuinely wanted to know if it was good tea.

Ao: *frowns* Dammit, Jack! I wasted perfectly good tea!

Jack: You know what else is wasted?

Ao: Wha--

Jack: *judo flips her*

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-In The Lounge Room-

Jack: Hey Ao?

Ao: What is it, Jack.?

Jack: I need to confess something to you.

Ao: Jack, I swear if you attack me--

Jack: I cannot suppress my feelings for you any longer!!!

Ao: Uh

Jack: Your beauty has entranced me through every waking moment of my life! You are everything I never had and what I'm willing to fight for. I wish I could express my passion in more words than just three but I hope three will do.

Ao: Omg Jack

Jack: *grabs her hands and pulls her close* Ao...I love..

Ao: *smiles*

Jack: Chilling. With you.

Ao: *smile drops* Um...Jack--

Jack: Also, never let your guard down

Ao: No wait--!

Jack: *knees her in the stomach*

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-In The Backyard-

Jack: Hey, Ao.

Ao: Oh no, not this again.

Jack: I'm not going to do anything.

Ao: That's what you said last time!

Jack: I promise.

Ao: You also said that!

Jack: C'mon I just want to give you something.

Ao: No, go away! *starts walking away*

Jack: Ao. *follows*

Ao: Stop it! *starts running*

Jack: Come here. *keeps following*

Ao: Go away! *gets angry and roundhouse kicks him to the ground*

Jack: *is lump on ground* Ow

Ao: Serves you right, kuso baka..

Jack: Wait. Please.

Ao: *sighs* Alright. What is it? *kneels down towards Jack*

Jack: *sits up and plants a kiss on her cheek* That's what I wanted to give you.

Ao: *blushes* You ass! You should've told me! *buries face on his shoulder*

THE END

Jack: *pats her head* Good job on that kick

Ao: *mumbles* thanks