Here's a compilation of some of the comedy skits I shit post on my message board.~
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Ao: Why did you crash my dad's car?!?!
Ben: Because I wanted to see how a Mercedes...
Ben: BENDS.
Ao: *points to the door* Go, get out of my damn house
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Ben: I heard a joke about chocolate, but it wasn't funny so I just...
Ben: SNICKERed.
Sam: *throws a glass at Ben's head and knocks him out*
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Employer: Okay, so how would you describe your people skills?
Jeff: I tend to drive people away...
Employer: ....perfect! You're hired! Welcome to Uber!
Jeff: :D
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Ellie: Who else is blossoming into a beautiful young woman with no chill??
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Ao: *to jack* yoU THINK YOU'RE REAL CUTE DON'T YOU???
Ao: REAL FUCKIN CUTE???
Ao: I think so too.
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Ben: I may be a hot mess but at least I'm hot.
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When Jeff Met Ben For The First Time:
Jeff: Hey, what's your name?
Ben: Daddy.
Jeff: Uhm...I-I-I don't think--.
Ben: CALL. ME. Daddy.~
Jeff: ...Okay ;-;
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Jack: *holding up a Homecoming? sign outside*
Ben: *opens front door* *gasps* OMG
Jack: No, tell Ao.
Ben: Okay! *yells back into the house* AO I'M GOING TO HOMECOMING WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND!
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Ao: *as a therapist* So tell me what's on your mind?
Jack: Well, I feel like my therapist is hitting on me.
Ao: *takes off glasses* And how does that make you feel??
Jack: Pretty good.
Ao: *squeals like a dolphin*
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Why Jeff Got Kicked Out of the Mansion the First Time:
Slender: Aren't you a little old for a lemonade stand?
Jeff: Aren't you a little old to be alive?
Slender: I'LL SHOW YOU OLD. *screeches and charges at him*
Jeff: *gets up and throws a lemon at Slender's head*
Slender: *is knocked the fuck out*
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