Damn, E.L., back at it again with the shit posts...!~
(I'm kinda sorry.)
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Jack: Hey what's good ma how old are you?
Ao: 15 :D
The whole gang: *drag Jack away* NOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Ben: Ao, do you have spirit?!
Ao: Yeah, Ben!
Ben: Ellie, do you have spirit?!
Ellie: I have spirits.
Ben: ....
Ellie: *nightmare mode*
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When You Forget Ben Can Kill A Bitch:
Ben: A, B, C, D, E, F, G
Ben: imMA CUT YOU HO DON'T FUCK WITH ME
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Ao: Just because you got that perfect smile a-and...dimples, that I'm just gonna... No. No.
Jack: You wanna make out or something?
Ao: Oh my god yes.
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Ben: Hey Ao, I learned some Japanese! Wanna hear?
Ao: Sure!
Ben: Ketsu-wo-taber~
Ao: ...Ben, you know you just said--.
Ben: "I eat ass". Yeah I know.
Ao: ...
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Person: Omg you speak Japanese?! Say something in Japanese!
Ao: How about I say shut the fuck up in English?? *deal with it glasses* *air horns and Mountain Dew everywhere*
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Jeff: What's up Ben, how you--?
Ben: *serious face* They don't want us to have anal.
Jeff: ...I...I don't want us to have anal either.
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Ao: This is the last time I'm gonna tell you to put your feet down!
Jack: Or what? I'm 6'3, 200+ pounds, what exactly can you do?
Sam: ... *smacks his mask off*
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-Jack's Relationship With His Mom in a Nutshell-
Jack: Fuck, my nose is bleeding.
Mom: That's why yo bitch ass bleeding
Jack: Mom, help...!
Mom: it's your time of the month, huh, lil' bitch??
Jack: M...wha--MA!!
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-Ao Calls For An Urgent Group Meeting-
Ao: Okay everyone, I know it's late and we're all tired but...
Ao: Why did no one tell me that I looked like a wet chicken nugget last night???
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Jeff: Remember how Jack looked when he was little? *shows a picture of young Jacky boy*
Ben: *smirks* Yeah, what happened??
Both of them: *laugh*
Jack: *suddenly shows up* I will cut you.
Jeff & Ben: *scream*
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Ben: Okay so I'm gonna say "21" after you ask me how old I am. Ready?
Jack: How many dicks do you suck?
Ben: 21--oooOoOOOH!!
Everyone else: OOOOOOOHHHH
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Ben: Hey, I made a CD for our friendship!
Jeff: Oh cool, I'll take a listen.
-later-
Jeff: *listens to CD*
CD: I wanna suck yo dick...homie.
Jeff: The fuck??
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Jeff: Professor Jack, did I get an A on my test?
Jack: Do you have a fucking dad??
Jeff:
Jack: Didn't think so. Ya lil' shit.
Jeff: Bitch, you don't have a dad either.
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Ellie: Ma, I couldn't go back to school after what the principal said to me...!
Her mom: What did he say?
Ellie: "You're expelled" like how dare you???
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Waiter: What will you be having, sir?
Ben: a stake.
Waiter: and how would you like your stake?
Ben: On a plate.
Waiter: No, how do you want it cooked?
Ben: On a stove.
Waiter: Get out.
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