KP/C&B Jokes #9

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God damn, this shit keeps going as much as I keep procrastinating on my responsibilities.

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-Jack's New Place-

Jeff: Hey your place looks awesome! *high fives*

Jack: Yeah but I don't have any food or WiFi though.

Everyone: *stares*

Jeff: See ya, bro. *leaves*

Ben: Later, man. *leaves*

Elizabeth: Bye. *leaves*

Ao: Deuces.

Jack: Wait Ao, you live here too.

Ao: *shuts the door*

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Jeff: What's 9+10?

Ben: 19!!! WHAT'S BITCH+BITCH?!? BITCH!!!

Jeff: That's not even an insult.

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Ao: Back muscles let you know that God is real.

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-When Ao's Not Around-

Jack: *sits around*

Jack: *plays with his hoodie drawstring*

Jack: *picks up a book, reads, realizes he can't read and throws it*

Jack: *pulls out a random Nerf gun and shoots it somewhere, glass breaks, he spazzes and ditches the gun*

Jack: *lays around in random positions*

Jack: *sings softly at a song*

Jack: *sings intensely at the heavens*

Jack: *realizes he can't sing*

Jack: *re-evaluates his life*

Jack: *cries*

Jack: *gets mad and fights a pillow*

Jack: *bites at the couch*

Jack: *screams*

Jack: *calms down and sits quietly*

Jack: *suddenly does the pants monster thing and runs around the house like that*

Ao: Jack, I'm home!

Jack: OH FU-- *trips*

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(From MissFanficwriter )

Ao: *points at Xavier* YOU CAN GET MARRIED

Xavier: I'm not gay.

Ao: I don't give a fuck.

Ao: *points to Craig* YOU CAN GET MARRIED TOO , LITTLE BITCH

Ao: *points to both* You two are married now

Craig: Aye...

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Jack: I've got backstrokes for dayzzz

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Ben: Jeff! Marry, fuck, and kill.
GO!

Jeff: UUH KILL YOU--

Ben: Aw.

Jeff: MARRY ELLIE.

Ellie: Yo.

Jeff: AND FUCK... *looks at Ao and Jack* *sweats*

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