God damn, this shit keeps going as much as I keep procrastinating on my responsibilities.
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-Jack's New Place-
Jeff: Hey your place looks awesome! *high fives*
Jack: Yeah but I don't have any food or WiFi though.
Everyone: *stares*
Jeff: See ya, bro. *leaves*
Ben: Later, man. *leaves*
Elizabeth: Bye. *leaves*
Ao: Deuces.
Jack: Wait Ao, you live here too.
Ao: *shuts the door*
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Jeff: What's 9+10?
Ben: 19!!! WHAT'S BITCH+BITCH?!? BITCH!!!
Jeff: That's not even an insult.
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Ao: Back muscles let you know that God is real.
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-When Ao's Not Around-
Jack: *sits around*
Jack: *plays with his hoodie drawstring*
Jack: *picks up a book, reads, realizes he can't read and throws it*
Jack: *pulls out a random Nerf gun and shoots it somewhere, glass breaks, he spazzes and ditches the gun*
Jack: *lays around in random positions*
Jack: *sings softly at a song*
Jack: *sings intensely at the heavens*
Jack: *realizes he can't sing*
Jack: *re-evaluates his life*
Jack: *cries*
Jack: *gets mad and fights a pillow*
Jack: *bites at the couch*
Jack: *screams*
Jack: *calms down and sits quietly*
Jack: *suddenly does the pants monster thing and runs around the house like that*
Ao: Jack, I'm home!
Jack: OH FU-- *trips*
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Ao: *points at Xavier* YOU CAN GET MARRIED
Xavier: I'm not gay.
Ao: I don't give a fuck.
Ao: *points to Craig* YOU CAN GET MARRIED TOO , LITTLE BITCH
Ao: *points to both* You two are married now
Craig: Aye...
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Jack: I've got backstrokes for dayzzz
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Ben: Jeff! Marry, fuck, and kill.
GO!
Jeff: UUH KILL YOU--
Ben: Aw.
Jeff: MARRY ELLIE.
Ellie: Yo.
Jeff: AND FUCK... *looks at Ao and Jack* *sweats*
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Just Me
RandomThis isn't a story. This is a little digital book about me, EternalLaughter. Not a biography, though. It's just stuff. About me. And what I like, what I dislike, what I've experienced, what I wish for in the future, all of my passions and dreams, my...
