Life Has Never Been Good For Me Nor The Odds Is Ever In My Favor. I Have Been Stomped On Like Trash And Treated Like Shit. Everything Is Too Good To Be True Until One Night....
This Morning I Woke Up Good Ass And My Baby In Arms. Last Night We Had Uh Um..Mishap And icouldnttakeherdickanditwasonlysixandahalfinches BUT There Was A Solution, Which Was To Let Her Fuck Me With Her Dildo And icouldnttakethateither. I Was So Embarrassed But Her Being My Hero, Fuck The Shit Out Of My Pussy With Tongue, Fingers, And Her Pussy. I Never Did The 69 With Anyone. Nicki Did Wake Me Up Wanting Homade Pancakes And Need New Slides. So Being A Good Girlfriend That She Treated Great All Last Night, I Get Up Even Though Its Ten In The Morning And Even getasmallerdickfromthesexstoreandcondoms But It Didn't End Well...Well Kind Of Did But I Don't Know
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" Babe Is There Anything Else You Want From The Store Or Mall? Think Long And Hard Baby" I Said And Her Ass Looked Like She Needed To Shit While She Was Thinking
" I Did Really Hard But Just Slides And Pancakes Baby" She Said And Smile
I Peck Her Lips And Grab Her ' I Give Zero Fucks And Have Zero Chill In Me' Sweater She Worn The Night Previously
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It Looks Like A Dress On Me But I Have Shorts Underneath It With Her Black And White 12s. We Are At Her House Because Mine Is Being Strayed Down For Ants. She Called E And Cyn To Explain That We Are Sorry We Didn't Go To Their Show But I Am Not Sorry Because I Had An Amazing Night Besides The Sticks Longer Than Our Fingers.
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I Am At The Store And It Is EXTREMELY Fucking Full Like A Damn Concert Hall Or Club Long Ass Lines. Nicki Is Gonna Be Pissed Within Three Hours Man. Last Thing To Get Is Flour And This Fat Bitch That Look Like 500 Hundred Pounds Of Flour Is Standing In Front Of 20 Pounds Of Flour Bags. I Can Even See How Much The Damn Flour Cost Because Her Side Fat Is Blocking It.
" Hey I Am Sure The Flour Bags Is Tired Of You Standing There Like Statue Ma'am. So Can I Get My Bag And You Can Go Back To Being Statue Of Flour?" I Said Really Annoyed
Her Hefty Ass Turned Around And Looked More Ugly Than Erica's Freddy Cougar Fingers. Blame Nicki For Me Shitty Mood Right Now And Dick Won't Be The " Mr. Act Right" Because My Pussy Refuse To Take Him.
" Exxxcuseee Me!" Getting Snappy And Shit
" Ma'am I Not Only Irritated, Impatient, But Now I Am Hot Because Your Breath Smells Like You've Been Sucking Raw Nasty Ass Dick. I Asked Nicely As Possibe And You Testing Me But You've Probably Tasted And Took All The Samples Here. Now Listen...Flour Is Powder To Thick And Not Thin Things Hunty" Batting My Eyes While Looking At Her With The 'DUH' Face
She Was About To March Her King Kong Ass To My Cart Until Some Mexicans Circled Around Her Saying Some Shit. I Knew I Should Have Listened And Pay Attention To My Spanish Teacher In High School. The Only Thing I Thought I Heard They Said Is That ' I'll Suck Your Lips'. That Was Enough For Me To Hear, Squeezed My Limber Ass Through Her, Grabbed A Bag, Ducked, Got My Cart, And Ran Like That Jamaica Olympic Dude.
