Facebook:
Sang Sorenson: Uh, hi?
Harry Potter: Oh, hello!
Ginny Weasley: HARRY! Are you talking to another girl?! I will Avada kadavra your ass!
North Taylor: Sang Baby, who are you talking to?
Sang Sorenson: I don't really know.
Lord Voldemort: Foolish fools, you speak to the Dark Lord! Bow before me!
Luke Taylor: Sang...Uh...I think we should leave.
Ron Weasley: Bloody hell Harry! What are you doing, talking to muggles!
Gabriel Coleman: F*ck he just call us?
Hermione Granger: We're going to get in trouble!
Gabriel Coleman: Too late. Sang IS Trouble.
Nathan Griffin: Peanut? What are you doing?
Sang Sorenson: I discovered Facebook.
North Taylor: That's great. Undiscovered it.
Owen Blackbourne: Miss Sorenson? What is this?
Lord Voldemort: I will murder you all, filthy muggles!
Harry Potter: Let's end this the way we started it! Together!
Sean Green: ...Pookie, I know we're not ones to talk, but you make really weird friends.
North Taylor: Agreed.
Kota Lee: Yup, Sang, you probably shouldn't try to make friends with weird people online.
Nathan Griffin: Poor Sang.
Luke Taylor: Maybe we can give you lessons.
Owen Blackbourne: Wow, guys, you're probably doing wonders for her confidence.
Victor Morgan: Hey, we have to be truthful here. Princess, don't meet weird people online.
Gabriel Coleman: STOP INSULTING HER! She'll pout. You know what happens when she pouts.
Silas Korba: I'm staying out of this. You'll see who she'll be hugging later.
Sang Sorenson: Yeah, I have made some really weird friends. I'll just spend my time with Harry then!
Harry Potter: Yaaaay!
Ginny Weasely: What's that supposed to mean?! Do you like me more than her! You're so hurtful!
Ron Weasely: I tried to warn you, mate, Ginny's- OW! She just came and hit me. Ginny's a...A wonderful person.
Hermione Granger: Really, you two. You're so thick sometimes. Hello, I'm Hermione Sang. Nice to meet you.
Sang Sorenson: Nice to meet you too, Hermione. So you're surrounded by idiot boys too?
Victor Morgan: I take offense to that!
Sang Sorenson: Good. Hermione?
Hermione Granger: Yes! It's good to see I'm not the only one! Hogwarts is so full of idiots!
Sang Sorenson: ...Hogwarts? Never mind. D'you want go out for coffee.
Harry Potter: I've defeated the Dark Lord. I'm not thick.
Ron Weasely: Keep telling yourself that, Harry. I embrace my stupidity.
Hermione Granger: Love to! See you in ten minutes!
*Sang Sorenson has left the chat room.*
*Hermione Granger has left the chat room.*
North Taylor: So...
Lord Voldemort: Conga?
Harry Potter: YES!
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Drabbles and Containment by A Forum User
FanfictionThis story is a 100 part story by one of the younger members of the forum when fan fiction was housed there. She gave me permission to post them here, but didn't want her name put on it because she doesn't realize how brilliant some of them are. The...
