Drabbles and Containment by A Forum User

Drabble Thirty-Eight - The Goatina Chronicles Part 1

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~Sang~

"Nathan?"

"Yes, oh most dearest Peanut?"

"Is that a goat?" Nathan turned to the garden, and looked for a while at the goat that stood there making its demented sheep noise and eating the corner of my fence.

"Yes, I believe it is a goat."

"Huh." I said, shrugging and turning back to my homework. Silas cleared his throat.

"Aggele Mou, are you not even going to ask?" I gave him my 'duh' stare.

"Over the past few weeks I have seen Sean drunk ranting about a butterfly," Sean grinned at me,

"I've seen Owen and Nathan in drag," Owen stared at his feet, since it was still a sore spot, but Nathan did one of the dance poses. "Luke has bought twenty packets of bacon." Luke licked his lips at the memory. "North has saved me from a perverted blind date." He grunted and got a dark look like he'd want to beat the guy up. "Victor has taken me on a road trip with possibly the most sexy car in existent." Victor looked smug. "Gabriel has made me do a pole dance. Strangely, all the guys looked kind of jealous and Meanie's cheeks tinted. "Kota's taken me on a stake out with a pack of cheese puffs as our only food." Kota looked wistful. "And now you've bought me a goat. It's becoming normal."

Silas nodded thoughtfully.

"No one's bought you an animal, though."

"No, I suppose they haven't."

"So I'm original."

"You are."

"Do you want to say hello to Miss Goatina?"

"Miss Goatina?"

"Miss Goatina."

"Seriously?"

"Do I look like I'm joking?" He looked rather serious.

"No. But couldn't you come up with anything more .. original?"

"Do you know anyone with a goat called Miss Goatina?"

"I do not."

"You just argued against your own argument, so I'm right."

"Let's just go say hi to the goat."

"Gladly."