Drabbles and Containment by A Forum User

Drabble Eight - Kota's Colossal Ego

#8

~Sang~

"I'm boooooooooorrred," I whined. My legs were slung over the armchair and I was as spread out as possible. Kota looked up from his homework.

"You mean my amazing presence isn't blowing your mind?" I sighed.

"Your ego is massive."

"I try."

"It's colossal."

"Why, thank you."

"I'm surprised it hasn't gotten its own gravitational pull, gone toward the sun and blown up." 

One of Kota's eyebrows lifted.

"That makes little to no sense."

"The point is I'm booooooorrrred." He frowned at me.

"The guys are at Academy business, I'm doing homework. Looks like you'll have to come up with your own fun."

"Can I have a piece of paper?" Kota made a little 'ah' noise and nodded understandingly.

"I see. You want to draw my exquisite appearance so a piece of me shall forever be with you."

"Giant ego, Kota, it's a big flaw. You should work on it."

"Ah, but see, my handsomeness, charming personality and excellent dress sense covers that up."

"Not to mention modesty. Also, it's not your dress sense. It's Gabriel's."

"That's a lie. I trained him, I just don't help him anymore because I don't want to make him feel inferior." I let out a giant sigh.

"Paper," I ordered.

"Why, if not to capture me in all my glory, is this paper for?"

"A list."

"What kind of list?"

"An awesome one."

"What will be in this awesome list?"

"Awesome things."

"Obviously. Can I have details?"

"I'm going to write a to-do list. Filled with fun to-do-ish things."

"I see. Go ahead then, dearest Sang." He handed me my paper and I set to work.