Drabbles and Containment by A Forum User

Drabble Forty-Seven - 21 Questions

#47

~Sang~

"Okay," North said, "I've thought of something." I bit my lip and ran through questions I could ask.

"Is it an animal?"

"No, it is not."

"You're no fun. You should have gone for something like a platypus or a zorse."

"What the hell's a zorse?" I smiled in the dark.

"'Tis a wonderful and magical beast that spreads wonder and rainbows wherever it goes."

"Seriously, what's a zorse?"

"Well, when a mommy zebra and a daddy horse love each other very much-"

"Okay, I get it. It's a horse and a zebra hybrid," he said, more than a little huffily, "just ask the next question."

"Is it an object?"

"Yup." I pondered for a little bit, looking into the inky blackness.

"Is it a kitchen appliance?"

"Nope."

"Aww, I was hoping it would have been a blender."

"...Why?"

"Because blenders are cool."

"How is a blender cool?!"

"Get with the times, old man, blenders are the hottest kitchen appliance there is."

"...You're not very good at this game."

"Shut up and let me think."