Hey bookworms, I'm going to skip all the pregnant chaps okay? Sorry for the inconvenience;)! Don't be angry! Smile! Spread your grin:P
Oh and this is going to be the last chapter!
BatteryyJanee;)
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Bella
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I woke up by a tinge of pain cutting my through my womanhood. Groaning, I felt my fingertips softly touched the damp bed sheets and I cursed. Another hand rubbing my oh-so big belly and another making a move to shake my lazy husband up.
" Edward... Wake...wake up." I groaned. " Bella? Did you peed on the bed?" He stirred asked groggily. " No you moron! My water broke! " I cried and he snapped right up.
" Okay... Okay... What to do?" He asked frantically. " Tell the others you idiot and then come back to me!" I yelled and rubbed my tummy in huge large circles. "Right!"
When did he turned so stupid anyway?
" Hello? Hello! This is Edward! the baby's coming! The-the baby's coming!" Edward screamed in the intercom and came back to me.
" Edward... It hurts!" I cried in pain and Carlisle came rushing to our room, only wearing boxers and his blond hair haystacked on his head.
" Dad!" I cried. " Calm down, Bella. Let's go the hospital!" He ushered me outside but my legs given out. Edward caught me in time and Emmet and Rosalie came running.
" Dad! Boxers! Pants! Ring any bells?" Emmet guffawed when we reached the doorstep. Carlisle grumbled and headed upstairs quickly. " Alice is packing clothes for you, don't worry, Bella." Rosalie said calmly to me and I sat on the passenger seat in Edward's baby.
I could feel my vagina cut open by a can opener.
Don't ever tell me to have a baby in a car!
"Deep breathes, Bella. Deep breathes." Carlisle shushed me and Edward drove crazily. Rosalie or Emmet patted my back soothingly and I groaned in pain.
Seconds later, I found myself on a hospital bed and something flashed, I was changed into a pure white hospital gown but the tip of the dress was covered in blood.
I drugged my fingers into Edward's wrist and screamed out as Carlisle told me to push.
"One more time, baby." Edward said fiercely, holding my hand. "Edward Cullen, I swear, I'm going to be a freaking nun after this and you are got going to friggin touch me ever, again!"I yelled, digging my claws to Edward's arms.
He whimpered loudly but continued chanting like I am going to change the date of the FIFA WorldCup championship. I still seriously don't know why Edward hates Germany. I mean, Germans are like fuck hot.
" I saw his head!" Carlisle said in delight. One more push. I chanted in my head. " ARGH! I AM SO NOT HAVING SEX WITH YOU EVER!" I screamed and pushed the giant baby out.
" It's a boy." Carlisle hold a bloody child in his hands, smiling adoringly. " Carlisle! I think... I think another one is coming." I whimpered. " Twins!" Edward cheered. " Shut up." I growled and started pushing it out like I have crabs.
Crabs; pubic lice.
After hours.
" Aww." Edward cooed at a baby in his arms. I smiled weakly and accepted another baby from the nurse's arms.
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