Naruto One Shots

Jugo

Title: Beastly

All was peaceful in this particular stereotypical green forest. The birds were lightly chirping their beautiful song. The wind ever so often would gently blow its breath and stir loose leaves, and would softly shake the brush and the leaves of the trees. Nature was taking its beautiful course, except for where my team and I were currently walking.

"Why don't you go snuggle up next to Sasuke or something?!?" Suigetsu shouted at Karin, as they'd been doing for the past hour, as they usually do on a daily basis. Karin growled out like an animal before stomping her foot and putting her fist in the air, her face as red as her hair.

"Why don't you go play with some live wires or something?!?" Karin yelled right back, even though they were literally only about five feet apart. Suigetsu smirked broadly, as he does when he's about to roast Karin to the max.

"Why don't you go learn to be useful for once?" Suigetsu mocked calmly. Karin gritted her teeth so hard I thought they'd shatter, though she just let out an annoyed scream and continued arguing.

"Why don't you go suck a dick?!?" Karin screamed back. It seems that every time she speaks, her voice gets louder than the last. I smirked lightly to myself at their ridiculous argument, none of us remembering how it began, most likely. I myself never stop them from arguing because I'm not problematic, nor do I care enough to do so. It's also a magnificent form of entertainment.

"You wish you could suck Sasuke's!" Suigetsu yelled back with a massive, mischievous smile on his face. I smirked again, holding a laugh in. It was a pretty great comeback. Karin went on an absolute rampage, and she and Suigetsu continued their banter back and forth, back and forth, until the unexpected interfered.

"Guys please, you've been at it for over an hour." Jugo interrupted calmly, not problematically or with an attitude. I turned my head towards him to see how this would play out. Karin and Suigetsu both snapped their heads toward Jugo, Suigetsu with a shocked expression, and Karin still fuming.

"And you, you're the worst!" Karin suddenly spouted. This caused me and everyone else to raise an eyebrow, except for Sasuke, of course. This piqued my interest in particular, because I was funny about Jugo. I was very... protective, in a way. Karin was a huffing, sweating, angry mess and began grumbling randomly.

"Whoa Karin, he didn't even do anything." Suigetsu noted, baffled at her behavior. My eyes slowly began to narrow at her angered mumbles. I couldn't decipher what she was saying but I had a pretty good feeling as to what it was. Finally, Karin snapped.

"Not yet he hasn't, but when that freak goes monster mode and kills you without mercy, you won't be defending him then!" Karin bellowed, her scream echoing around us. I narrowed my eyes even further into a solid glare, though my face was blank.

"Karin, stop taking your anger out on Jugo just because you're mad at Suigetsu." I replied, briefly taking my eyes off of her quaking form to look at Jugo. His head was hung in shame, staring guiltily at the ground. Though, Karin didn't even seem to notice, nor did she seem to hear my advice to her.

"As a matter of fact, I hope the freak does kill you next! I hope he turns into that hideously disgusting thing and bashes your brains in!" Karin screamed, and with every word she spoke, my fists balled tighter, my teeth clenched harder, my eyes narrowed further, and my anger rose to new heights. Suigetsu noticed this and took a few cautious steps back, causing Sasuke and Jugo to both look back at me in wonder.

"Karin, I think you should stop, like, right now." Suigetsu suggested to Karin, as if she'd actually listen to him. Karin scoffed lightly, her back was still to me, so she hadn't seen me yet, or felt how my chakra was spiking, proving how useless she actually is.